Your team's Haiku

[packerzrule]

Rodgers is a God
Packers are the best ever
Brady's a cheater

 

[Rock Strongo]

Rodgers is a God
Packers are the best ever
Brady's a cheater

aaron rodgers is
really really really gay
nothing wrong with that

 

[Rock Strongo]

aaron loves penis
aaron rodgers loves penis
because of the gay

 

[Ned_Merrill]

Hawks have won before
Russ will get their heads on straight
Don't count them out yet

 

[Ned_Merrill]

aaron rodgers is
really really really gay
nothing wrong with that

aaron loves penis
aaron rodgers loves penis
because of the gay

Read the Title. When did you become a Packer fan?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Read the Title. When did you become a Packer fan?

hawks run is over
did you enjoy the brief ride?
this movie gets old

 

[Rock Strongo]

read the title rock
why cant you read the title?
im having a stroke

 

[TDs3nOut]

Is Peyton finished?
Defense wins championships?
Answers lie ahead.

 

[Ned_Merrill]

hawks run is over
did you enjoy the brief ride?
this movie gets old

So, what you are saying is, you have NOTHING positive to say about the Patriots. You're not alone.

 

[Rock Strongo]

pats are 5 and 0
coming off a superbowl
you all can eat dicks

 

[packerzrule]

Rock loves the Packers
They are America's team
He's a closet fan

 

[Ned_Merrill]

pats are 5 and 0
coming off a superbowl
you all can eat dicks

All Right! That's more like it!

 

[Rock Strongo]

So, what you are saying is, you have NOTHING positive to say about the Patriots. You're not alone.

curt spelled with a C
not many hawks fans know that
he played running back?

 

[Ned_Merrill]

When Hawks crushed the Browns
My Bro's Wedding in Chi-Town
I heard Curt went down

 

[Rock Strongo]

first pats game age 8
metal bench seats at old digs
got some hemorrhoids

 

[TDs3nOut]

This thread made me think of possible variations on it. Not sure that any of our posters are up to a sonnet -- I know that I'm not. What about limericks? After all, Nantucket is in New England.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Rock loves the Packers
They are America's team
He's a closet fan

packer in closet?
your center must get nervous
because of the gay

 

[Rock Strongo]

for @DirtDirtDirt
eli is the nicest guy
shares with other team

 

[Ned_Merrill]

This thread made me think of possible variations on it. Not sure that any of our posters are up to a sonnet -- I know that I'm not. What about limericks? After all, Nantucket is in New England.

Limerick as in
A limerick is a form of poetry, especially one in five-line, predominantly anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The first, second and fifth lines are usually longer than the third and fourth.

I'm down. It might take a while. What is your definition of a sonnet? Is it lengthy?

 

[TDs3nOut]

Limerick as in
A limerick is a form of poetry, especially one in five-line, predominantly anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The first, second and fifth lines are usually longer than the third and fourth.

I'm down. It might take a while. What is your definition of a sonnet? Is it lengthy?

I was only kidding. A common opening line in a limerick is "There once was a man from Nantucket".