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Bandwagonbo2

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I got a lucrative job offer this year. from February until August i will be taking a job in Russia providing golden showers for clients. The job pays well, I get an apartment rent free, all the government cheese i can eat, all the Vodka I can drink and a Russian mail order bride named Helga. They said as a bonus, if i do well i will get a Russian bear of my own too.
 

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I got a lucrative job offer this year. from February until August i will be taking a job in Russia providing golden showers for clients. The job pays well, I get an apartment rent free, all the government cheese i can eat, all the Vodka I can drink and a Russian mail order bride named Helga. They said as a bonus, if i do well i will get a Russian bear of my own too.
I'm sure the Russian Bear locked it up for you.
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Saturdays at Alex Box Stadium.
 

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Watch other sports, work, get outside to enjoy the warm weather.
 

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I don't do anything. And, I don't even start doing that until about 11:00 every morning.
 

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Quail hunt through February, fish in March, Spring Turkey hunt in April and half of May then fish until it gets to hot. Summertime family vacation and then just wait.
 

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Mostly just listen to my wife remind me about all the things I promised her to do once football season ends and try to find believable ways to not do them until it starts again. It's a vicious cycle.
 

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Lots of batin'
 

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I "Graduate" from UVic in April. Work and NHL Playoffs, btw Praying for a Canucks playoff spot :hope: (NHL fans will get that), if not then Bruins, if by some miracle spawned by Satan ACT (Any Canadian Team) except Calgary or Toronto (Family things), will tide me to June-July. New Job and Summer time will take care of the rest.

Might See if i can Snag a ride with the Blue Jays fans in my family to Seattle in June for the Jays/Mariners weekend set.
 

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Bang local Hooter's chicks
 
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