Game Thread: Washington @ Michigan, ABC, 5pm PST

[fredsdeadfriend]

Oregon? A state full of dumb people with low IQs who don't go to school much, but who are really good at protesting non-stop, and who have NEVER won a cfb natl Title EVER, or hardly any Natl Titles it seems(the state of Minnesota has won twice as many).

But Uncle Phil's money sure helped you all become a Track Mecca. I mean, out of nowhere, Oregon went from never winning any titles to instantly being the best track school in the nation??? Guess you CAN buy Championships. Too bad Uncle Phil's money isn't good enough to buy Oregon a winning football team.


When you can't hardly distinguish your football program from Minnesota's football program, you must suck. Literally, 38-23 is hardly better than 36-24, since 2016.

 

[TheLonestarDUCK]

Oregon? A state full of dumb people with low IQs who don't go to school much, but who are really good at protesting non-stop, and who have NEVER won a cfb natl Title EVER, or hardly any Natl Titles it seems(the state of Minnesota has won twice as many).

But Uncle Phil's money sure helped you all become a Track Mecca. I mean, out of nowhere, Oregon went from never winning any titles to instantly being the best track school in the nation??? Guess you CAN buy Championships. Too bad Uncle Phil's money isn't good enough to buy Oregon a winning football team.


When you can't hardly distinguish your football program from Minnesota's football program, you must suck. Literally, 38-23 is hardly better than 36-24, since 2016.

Ok now you sound like a Rutgers fan.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Oregon? A state full of dumb people with low IQs who don't go to school much, but who are really good at protesting non-stop, and who have NEVER won a cfb natl Title EVER, or hardly any Natl Titles it seems(the state of Minnesota has won twice as many).

But Uncle Phil's money sure helped you all become a Track Mecca. I mean, out of nowhere, Oregon went from never winning any titles to instantly being the best track school in the nation??? Guess you CAN buy Championships. Too bad Uncle Phil's money isn't good enough to buy Oregon a winning football team.


When you can't hardly distinguish your football program from Minnesota's football program, you must suck. Literally, 38-23 is hardly better than 36-24, since 2016.

What about since 2010?

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

What about since 2010?

Since 2010? Oregon's still been a state full of dumb people with low IQs who don't finish college as much as most and who thinks protesting non-stop and burning down their own city is brave or something? And STILL no cfb Natl Titles, but money from Uncle Phil at least got you close.

And it instantly bought you all some track hardware. Congrats. Who needs to actually work for and earn something when you can just buy it, right?

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Since 2010? Oregon's still been a state full of dumb people with low IQs who don't finish college as much as most and who thinks protesting non-stop and burning down their own city is brave or something? And STILL no cfb Natl Titles, but money from Uncle Phil at least got you close.

And it instantly bought you all some track hardware. Congrats. Who needs to actually work for and earn something when you can just buy it, right?

Compare Minnesota and Oregon's win totals since 2010. Stop deflecting.

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

Compare Minnesota and Oregon's win totals since 2010. Stop deflecting.

Compare Minnesota and Oregon's IQ averages over all of time and yeah, Oregonians are DUMB.

But they got money from Uncle Phil and now can play foozball. Good for you, you dumb idiots.

It's good you figured out how to contribute to the world in some way. Like a good court jester, you provide us with some entertainment.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

But they got money from Uncle Phil and now can play foozball. Good for you, you dumb idiots.

Maybe, one day....Minnesota can be relevant in modern college football.



Nah, who am I kidding...no one wants to play for that garbage program.

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

Maybe, one day....Minnesota can be relevant in modern college football.



Nah, who am I kidding...no one wants to play for that garbage program.

Well, Minnesota DOES have some academic standards, not as stuck up and elitist as ND, but compared to Oregon, Minnesota is practically IVY league like. UMn IS labeled as a "public Ivy". While Oregon does nothing that Uncle Phil doesn't buy.

How many games has Oregon lost since 2016? 23? Minny's lost 24? WOW, such a big difference, lol.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Well, Minnesota DOES have some academic standards, not as stuck up and elitist as ND, but compared to Oregon, Minnesota is practically IVY league like. UMn IS labeled as a "public Ivy". While Oregon does nothing that Uncle Phil doesn't buy.

How many games has Oregon lost since 2016? 23? Minny's lost 24? WOW, such a big difference, lol.

No one cares about academics in the CFB forum.

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

No one cares about academics in the CFB forum.

You do understand that cfb players are STUDENT athletes, right? Did you even go to college?

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

You do understand that cfb players are STUDENT athletes, right? Did you even go to college?

Sure did. You're the one that got rejected from Minnesota.

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

Sure did. You're the one that got rejected from Minnesota.

I never applied to go to Minnesota. Instead I got invited to West Point. lol

But keep believing that fantasy, I mean, if it makes you sleep better at night and all, lol.

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

Sure did. You're the one that got rejected from Minnesota.

Did you go to prestigious Oregon? lol

 

[wazzu31]

Well, lets see, UMn brings in just shy of a BILLION dollars in research money every year.

Oregon barely brings in 50 mil. lol

Oregon is one of the most worthless schools in the country.

Brings in research money for?

And what does research money have to do with football?

And seriously a big fuck you for making defends the Quacks but Oregon changed the entire landscape of athletics, Nearly every school in the old Pac 8 has contributed something revolutionary to society, Minnesota has that nasty tator tot dish, deadly winters, a crappy kid hockey movie and???

 

[wazzu31]

Wtf? Ok, so Oregon still HAS ZERO Natl Titles in football?

Maybe, Oregon has only been able to win ZERO Natl Titles in football?

Or Oregon's only been able to win ZERO Natl Titles in football?

Zero Natl Titles are what Oregon has won in cfb?


Any of those work for you?

So how many generations have to go by in order for your Minnesota love has merit. We now have 3 full generations of citizens who have never witnessed Minnesota being relevant in football.

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

Brings in research money for?

And what does research money have to do with football?

And seriously a big fuck you for making defends the Quacks but Oregon changed the entire landscape of athletics, Nearly every school in the old Pac 8 has contributed something revolutionary to society, Minnesota has that nasty tator tot dish, deadly winters, a crappy kid hockey movie and???

How did Oregon change the entire landscape of athletics? lol


And all you know Minnesota for is tator tot hot dish and the Mighty Ducks? lol I mean, Bob Dylan? Prince? Nothing? Judy Garland was from Minnesota, as were the Andrew Sisters. They had more Top 40 hits than both Elvis and the Beatles. Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis? Like Top 3 among producers all time. Yanni dominates the new age scene.

Jessica Biel? Or Chris Pratt if you go that way?

The internet you are using right now was basically invented by UMners and it's development was helped along by UMners. The phrase "Surfing the Net"? That was a UMner, too. The URL? Same. POPmail? Same.

The Green Revolution? Over population was thought to be a huge problem until a UMner came along and transformed the world. Guy has been credited for saving BILLIONS of lives.

The transistor radio and the TV were both brought about and/or developed by UMners. Wouldn't have Silicon Valley without UMners.

The Fastest computers in the world for DECADES were built by a UMner.

You've heard of the Manhatten Project, right? UMners dominated the project. Mass Spectrograph invented by a UMner.

Ever heard of the Miracle on Ice? That was all Minnesotas doing. Coaching staff and half the team were UMners.

The Right Stuff? One of them was a UMner, as was the guy running that whole show.

Top Gun? The guy Maverick was based on was a UMner.

Jean Luc Piccard? Based on a guy married to a UMner who was the first woman in space(or what they considered space at that time).

Captain Janeway, first female Captain of a Star Trek starship, a UMner.

The light saber? First thought up by a UMner. The Particle Accelerator? Invented by a UMner. Dungeons and Dragons? Invented by a UMner.

Several of the best Sci-Fi writers in history were UMners.

Do you drive? Thank UMn for your retractable seat belt. Do you use post it notes or scotch tape? Know anyone whose had a bone marrow transplant or a heart pacemaker?

Ever admire a cheerleader? Thank UMn for that, and the 4 man backfield.

Ever fly on a plane? If it's going down those oxygen masks that come down? A UMn thing. The black box they look for after the crash? A UMn thing.

Should I continue?







Or wait, this is a football thread.

How many times has Wash St ended a season ranked in the Top Ten? lol Minnesota has MORE Natl Titles than WSU has Top Ten finishes.

How many games has WSU won in the last 20 years? Fewer than it's lost? By my count it was only double digit wins but triple digit losses.


UMn's won just as many games as WSU since 2016.

WSU's lost 3 of it's last 4 bowl games. UMn's won ALL FOUR of it's last four bowl games.


You think WSU's so cool because it shared a Div Title but lost the tiebreaker in 2018? Minny did the same in 2019.


WSU's had how many Heisman winners? Oh, they had at least a runner up, right? No? UMn's had a winner AND a runner up. And a 3rd place finisher and a 4th place finisher. WSU's had just 1 Top 4 finisher?


WSU has what, like 4 Cfb HOF players and just 2 Pro HOFers? lol I'm so NOT impressed.


UMn has as many NFL Hall of Famers as WSU has Consensus All-Americans, that's too funny.



Btw, what division is Utah St in? lol

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

So how many generations have to go by in order for your Minnesota love has merit. We now have 3 full generations of citizens who have never witnessed Minnesota being relevant in football.

Has WSU EVER ranked among the Top 8 in the nation? Even once? lol


I mean, if the cfp expands to 8 teams, would WSU have EVER qualified?

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

Brings in research money for?

And what does research money have to do with football?

And seriously a big fuck you for making defends the Quacks but Oregon changed the entire landscape of athletics, Nearly every school in the old Pac 8 has contributed something revolutionary to society, Minnesota has that nasty tator tot dish, deadly winters, a crappy kid hockey movie and???

Did I mention the only American in the Monty Python troupe was a Minnesotan?

I know you didn't enjoy the movies Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Bridge of Spies, True Grit, Brother Where Art Thou, 12 Monkeys, Raising Arizona or The Holy Grail? Right?

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

So how many generations have to go by in order for your Minnesota love has merit. We now have 3 full generations of citizens who have never witnessed Minnesota being relevant in football.

You know the architect behind the Nation's LONGEST cfb UNBEATEN STREAK ever, was a UMner, right?

You know the architect behind the Nation's LONGEST cfb WINNING STREAK ever, was a UMner, right?

You know the guy with the most Div 2 cfb wins in history at the time he retired was a UMner, right?

You know the guy with the most cfb wins of all-time coached at a Minnesota college, right?

 

[fredsdeadfriend]

And we invented cheerleading, ,lol