- Thread starter
- #1
Omar 382
Well-Known Member
Long story short, I drank a shit-ton of Tito's and smoked two joints last night and then brought a girl back to my room. At around 3 in the morning, I vaguely remember her waking me up saying that I vomited on her as she left angrily and disgusted.
I woke up this morning thinking that that was a dream, until I saw my sheets were literally covered with pieces of a pepperoni calzone (yes, Big Z Pizza, I am holding you accountable and will review you on Yelp accordingly).
I can't text her because I must have lost my phone at my friend's dorm (if/when I hopefully find it, I will take a picture of my sheets). I have known her since high school, though we've talked very little ever since she is a grade above me. Still, she was in one of my classes last fall, and she is pretty cool.
Usually, I figure I can get by with my average lay game. But average lay game + literally vomiting on her = ?
Help me out.
I woke up this morning thinking that that was a dream, until I saw my sheets were literally covered with pieces of a pepperoni calzone (yes, Big Z Pizza, I am holding you accountable and will review you on Yelp accordingly).
I can't text her because I must have lost my phone at my friend's dorm (if/when I hopefully find it, I will take a picture of my sheets). I have known her since high school, though we've talked very little ever since she is a grade above me. Still, she was in one of my classes last fall, and she is pretty cool.
Usually, I figure I can get by with my average lay game. But average lay game + literally vomiting on her = ?
Help me out.