Things better than watching the chiefs play.

[Dude]

I would rather read a thousand dude posts, while amped up on Mexican ephedra, than watch the Kansas City Chiefs.

That sounds dangerous.
How about watching the Chiefs is like seeing bunny rabbits procreating like rabbits? Eh, wait a second …

 

[Dude]

Anything but having Taylor raising her hands to face in practiced feminine gesture. Sorry fans, she looks like a dude with a bunch of make up up there in the booth. Please stop showing that, she must be paying for that publicity. No way a team would allow that without something in return.

Not criticizing her musical talent, but almost completely uninterested. Just get the heck out of NFL. Sorry for the TS fans.

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

Anything but having Taylor raising her hands to face in practiced feminine gesture. Sorry fans, she looks like a dude with a bunch of make up up there in the booth. Please stop showing that, she must be paying for that publicity. No way a team would allow that without something in return.

I really loved me some mahomes too. Shame this shitty singer has to make that team unwatchable.

 

[Dude]

I really loved me some mahomes too. Shame this shitty singer has to make that team unwatchable.

Not unwatchable, but they need to curtail the exposure to avoid a big social media letdown. It’s somewhat shameful the Chiefs are leading this insurgence of not NFL fans. It will hurt them down the stretch, IMO.

 

[Dude]

 

[Dude]

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

Not unwatchable, but they need to curtail the exposure to avoid a big social media letdown. It’s somewhat shameful the Chiefs are leading this insurgence of not NFL fans. It will hurt them down the stretch, IMO.

I expect the walrus to put his tusks into this after this week. It's why I'm throwing this thread idea out now before it's too late.

 

[Dude]

Oh well, can play the unplugged version. Maybe someday.

Deep Purple Highway Star

 

[Clayton]

I still think its funny but its a really embarrassing look for the league

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

I would rather watch the courts final decision on your wifedogs legal definition than watch a single second of the Kansas city swifts.

I think everyone would. The streets would probably get violent. You can’t trample on wifedogs rights forever!

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

I still think its funny but its a really embarrassing look for the league

I would rather lick the taint of a random suburbanite than watch the chiefs play one second of football

 

[Black Adam]

I'll start it off. I would rather stick my dick in a light socket than watch a single second of this once fun to watch team.

Nice thread...

 

[Black Adam]

F the Chargers BTW. They suck … big time. Poor Herbert.

I'd feel sympathetic towards Herbert, but I'd be lying...

 

[Black Adam]

Not unwatchable, but they need to curtail the exposure to avoid a big social media letdown. It’s somewhat shameful the Chiefs are leading this insurgence of not NFL fans. It will hurt them down the stretch, IMO.

I'd definitely be more than ok with less Schwiftie. Too much exposure on her. Course I guess Kelce banging her ok, though I woulda thought he could do better...

 

[Black Adam]

I still think its funny but its a really embarrassing look for the league

The Swiftie gear imo was going way too far...

 

[Think McFly Think]

I'll start it off. I would rather stick my dick in a light socket than watch a single second of this once fun to watch team.

Yeah but would you watch a Chiefs game for one of these???

 

[Think McFly Think]

I'd definitely be more than ok with less Schwiftie. Too much exposure on her. Course I guess Kelce banging her ok, though I woulda thought he could do better...

I thought he could do better too but as far as physique I’m sure he enjoys tossing that bitch around like a lawn dart in the bedroom.

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

I would rather go to a Taylor swift concert with Travis Kelce than watch the chiefs play.

 

[Clayton]

This would be funnier if it was actually football related.

Like a Packers fan saying they'd rather watch a Jordon Love deep throw into double coverage than watch the Chiefs. Then I'd know its serious.

 

[Dude]

Listening to frogs croak in the pond?