Things better than watching the chiefs play.

[Picklerick 2.0]

While Travis Kelce is dating Taylor Swift.

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

I'll start it off. I would rather stick my dick in a light socket than watch a single second of this once fun to watch team.

 

[Dude]

Traylor Swifty? What college does he/her play for?

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

I would rather peel an onion while vigorously rubbing my nut sack on sand paper than watch a second of chiefs football.

 

[Dude]

That sounds painful but whatever rocks your boat. Easier to switch channel to another game.

 

[Dude]

F the Chargers BTW. They suck … big time. Poor Herbert.

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

That sounds painful but whatever rocks your boat. Easier to switch channel to another game.

It's a things better than thread. C'mon now.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

 

[Dude]

It's a things better than thread. C'mon now.

Ah, good point. Let me think of something …

 

[Dude]

Watching paint dry or grass grow?

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

Watching paint dry or grass grow?

I demand better.

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

I would rather watch the corpse of Russell Wilson bitch slap Love than watch a single second of the chiefs game.

 

[Dude]

I demand better.

Ok, I’ll try harder.

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

I would rather watch @Picklerick 2.0 do stand up comedy than watch the chiefs play.

*everyone cringes*

/thread

 

[Dude]

Watching a horny rhinoceros court a buffalo?

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

I would rather watch @Picklerick 2.0 do stand up comedy.

*everyone cringes*

/thread

I would rather watch bengay fudgepacker kick his wife/dog through his 24 inch black and white when Biden won the election that watch a single snap of chiefs football.

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

I would rather watch bengay fudgepacker kick his wife/dog through his 24 inch black and white when Biden won the election that watch a single snap of chiefs football.

Don’t be bringing my wife dog into this!

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

Don’t be bringing my wife dog into this!

I would rather watch the courts final decision on your wifedogs legal definition than watch a single second of the Kansas city swifts.

 

[Dude]

Watching the sunset, while looking toward the East?

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

Watching the sunset, while looking toward the East?

I would rather read a thousand dude posts, while amped up on Mexican ephedra, than watch the Kansas City Chiefs.