Saturday weddings in the Fall....

[WhiteMamba]

Word.

I had my obligatory wedding flask filled with bourbon that I use to augment the bar's offerings, but that only holds about 8 oz and can't sustain me on NYE. Mother fuckers cut the cake and I was out.

Bro, stop.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Word.

I had my obligatory wedding flask filled with bourbon that I use to augment the bar's offerings, but that only holds about 8 oz and can't sustain me on NYE. Mother fuckers cut the cake and I was out.

We made sure not to invite anybody who was in recovery to our wedding. We handed out homebrews as wedding favors.

 

[7Samurai13]

So this leaves...

...um...


...never get married.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Bro, stop.

Now I'm all worked up and pissed off with the memory of that shit.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Now I'm all worked up and pissed off with the memory of that shit.

We might as well get it all out, it’s a Wednesday. You’ll be over it by the weekend.

 

[7Samurai13]

Now I'm all worked up and pissed off with the memory of that shit.

 

[Red_Alert]

We might have to be safe and ban both of ya. You know, spirit of fairness, all that jazz

I must admit I have another alt. It's @TrustMeIamRight

You're welcome to ban that one too. I'm tired of using it to play disingenuous idiot Michigan homer on these forums.
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

We might as well get it all out, it’s a Wednesday. You’ll be over it by the weekend.

Thank you.

In hindsight, one thing that pisses me off is that Mrs Redfoot has written them off and doesn't talk to them at all, so if I'd have known that was going to happen, I could have just kicked that feud right into gear back then and refused to go to the wedding.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Weddings or birthday parties on the weekend in the fall!

It's like folks just think about them damn selves!

Friday Night Lights

Saturday College Day capped off with my 8th grader playing under the lights for the night cap

Sunday is breakfast buffet at my place for NFL Sunday !

 

[Chewbaccer]

Here in Georgia, we really only have two seasons, summer and winter. But really your only options are what they call spring and what they call fall. Most with common sense get married in the spring

 

[WhiteMamba]

Weddings or birthday parties on the weekend in the fall!

It's like folks just think about them damn selves!

Friday Night Lights

Saturday College Day capped off with my 8th grader playing under the lights for the night cap

Sunday is breakfast buffet at my place for NFL Sunday !

I subconsciously even planned my kids birthdates in June.

All 4 of them were created on Labor Day weekend, opening weekend of cfb. And I’m not even joking. Their birthdays all fall within a week of each other in the middle of June.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Feeling fortunate to live in the PNW right now. We get very defined and generally mild weather for all of the 4 seasons.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Feeling fortunate to live in the PNW right now. We get very defined and generally mild weather for all of the 4 seasons.

Scratch that, what I meant to say is it is constantly raining and we only see the sun 8 days a year. You shouldn’t move here.

 

[7Samurai13]

Weddings or birthday parties on the weekend in the fall!

It's like folks just think about them damn selves!

Friday Night Lights

Saturday College Day capped off with my 8th grader playing under the lights for the night cap

Sunday is breakfast buffet at my place for NFL Sunday !

Seriously. My nephew’s first birthday party is on the day of Michigan State vs Ohio State game. Thankfully it’s going to be a night game but damn. The fucker already ruined a camping trip by being born 10 weeks early forcing my brother to be abducted by park rangers at 11pm, now he’s pulling this shit.

 

[7Samurai13]

Scratch that, what I meant to say is it is constantly raining and we only see the sun 8 days a year. You shouldn’t move here.

How do you deal with that many days of sun? It sounds horrible.

 

[Kaplony]

The rule of thumb here is if you want to see me at a function you shouldn't plan it in the fall. If I'm not at a Clemson game I'm in the woods hunting.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Seriously. My nephew’s first birthday party is on the day of Michigan State vs Ohio State game. Thankfully it’s going to be a night game by damn. The fucker already ruined a camping trip by being born 10 weeks early forcing my brother to be abducted by park rangers at 11pm, now he’s pulling this shit.

 

[Kaplony]

Now I'm all worked up and pissed off with the memory of that shit.

As well you should be. That kind of situation could cause PTSD.

 

[WhiteMamba]

How do you deal with that many days of sun? It sounds horrible.

It is. Miserable place to live. We have to have sun lamps in the coffee houses, pubs and cafes to give us a proper amount of vitamin D. Ugly here too. Really flat, the beaches suck and everything is brown.

 

[mcnabb7542]

I got two teenage boys, we have a big grease board calendar in our family room and the thing has every day covered in Sept and Oct with practices and games, I take a picture of it and send it to the person inviting us over for a party or wedding...