Patriots hire @hammerdown as director of player personnel

[Dude]

That settles it, now I want to work for the Patriots. I'm sure I can secretly deflate footballs.

Don't worry, Sonny's gang will get you boozed up enough so you can't tell the difference between a football and a teet. Forget inflation rates.

 

[Dude]

Sounds like the Pats may be winning titles again

If he hired you, you would cheat and run fast to Eli with a sheaf of useless papers. "Look this is what they are doing," says dirt as he frantically slaps the papers in his hand. "This is very valuable information Eli, please let me soothe your inner turmoil."

 

[Southieinnc]

How the F did tgann finnagle his way into this? Thought he was running a gay bar from his double-wide trailer.

When did @Tgann69 get a double? Has he been getting parlays from @handicappers ????

 

[sonnyblack65]

Don't worry, Sonny's gang will get you boozed up enough so you can't tell the difference between a football and a teet. Forget inflation rates.

My crew doesn't get people boozed up, they just try to talk to them, persuade them nicely with kindness

 

[Manster7588]

My crew doesn't get people boozed up, they just try to talk to them, persuade them nicely with kindness

And if kindness doesn't work they give out Columbian Neckties.

 

[HammerDown]

Don't worry, Sonny's gang will get you boozed up enough so you can't tell the difference between a football and a teet. Forget inflation rates.

@sonnyblack65 getting in the car before heading to Gillette. He calls it "getting a little buzz first so I don't have to buy so many $17 beers when I get inside."

 

[HammerDown]

My crew doesn't get people boozed up, they just try to talk to them, persuade them nicely with kindness

With offers they can't refuse?

 

[sonnyblack65]

With offers they can't refuse?

You were told " this week was the last week"

 

[sonnyblack65]

@sonnyblack65 getting in the car before heading to Gillette. He calls it "getting a little buzz first so I don't have to buy so many $17 beers when I get inside."

Lahey don't worry Randy will come back to you

 

[HammerDown]

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"I'm gettin' drunk today, Randy. Shitbawlz drunk!"

 

[sonnyblack65]

"I'm gettin' drunk today, Randy. Shitbawlz drunk!"

Ricky gave me some bad shit and I woke up 3 days later with Bubbles spooning me wtf. His cats were trying to get in the act

 

[Southieinnc]

Ricky gave me some bad shit and I woke up 3 days later with Bubbles spooning me wtf. His cats were trying to get in the act

TMI