Patriots hire @hammerdown as director of player personnel

[Dude]

Good thing Vince Wlifork isn't in N.E. anymore. Kraft dipped in ranch might make him hungry.

ROFL, I'm glad I turned away from the screen in time, almost spayed a mouthful of beer all over my computer.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

could a shakeup be looming?

Expect the franchise to be moved under the moonlight and before dawn by a wagon train of 18 wheelers w/ Tennessee plates. New home location is in Saskatoon Canada.

 

[Rex Racer]

Questionable? Questionable?

The guy is guilty of high treason!

He'll have you getting smashed on gin and tonics and banging chicks half your age in no time.

Welcome to the dark side.

 

[Dude]

He'll have you getting smashed on gin and tonics and banging chicks half your age in no time.

Welcome to the dark side.

Sounds like a good landing spot for hammer: free booze + T&A

 

[Rex Racer]

Sounds like a good landing spot for hammer: free booze + T&A

Sounds like a good landing spot for me too now that I think about it

 

[Dude]

Sounds like a good landing spot for me too now that I think about it

Yep, I wanna be there too. Sounds like fun!

 

[Southieinnc]

Questionable? Questionable?

The guy is guilty of high treason!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Bob Kraft mysteriously disappears into a vat of Ranch dressing? No investigation pending or foul play suspected...

Kraft was driven mad by the endless stream of ads he was forced to watch....

 

[DJ]

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Expect the franchise to be moved under the moonlight and before dawn by a wagon train of 18 wheelers w/ Tennessee plates. New home location is in Saskatoon Canada.

Just don't let Tgann lead the convoy. Hoop fans are still looking for him after his last road trip.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Kraft was driven mad by the endless stream of ads he was forced to watch....

 

[Dude]

Just don't let Tgann lead the convoy. Hoop fans are still looking for him after his last road trip.

How the F did tgann finnagle his way into this? Thought he was running a gay bar from his double-wide trailer.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

How the F did tgann finnagle his way into this? Thought he was running a gay bar from his double-wide trailer.

I hadn't heard that. Good for him at least he's off the unemployment line and not sucking up tax payer $. Is he renting or sharing that trailer with/from Hammer?

 

[HammerDown]

He'll have you getting smashed on gin and tonics and banging chicks half your age in no time.

Welcome to the dark side.

More like ten thousand dollar bottles of Moet and prostitutes hours after leaving a soup kitchen, vowing his "dedication to the underprivileged."

 

[Dude]

More like ten thousand dollar bottles of Moet and prostitutes hours after leaving a soup kitchen, vowing his "dedication to the underprivileged."

Tell ya man, the devil appears in mysterious ways, what a devious bastard. I can see the cold flames underfoot. The demons of Zorba the Greek corrupting young minds, beautiful babes sitting on dude's faces, champagne flowing from fountains, no need to really work tomorrow, just keep on partying. It's awful if you think about what society has become.

 

[HammerDown]

Tell ya man, the devil appears in mysterious ways, what a devious bastard. I can see the cold flames underfoot. The demons of Zorba the Greek corrupting young minds, beautiful babes sitting on dude's faces, champagne flowing from fountains, no need to really work tomorrow, just keep on partying. It's awful if you think about what society has become.

And that's not even mentioning what he's done to Myra's legacy.

 

[Dude]

And that's not even mentioning what he's done to Myra's legacy.

Much respect for her and may she RIP. Life moves on though, there are so many choices.

 

[HammerDown]

Much respect for her and may she RIP. Life moves on though, there are so many choices.

Regrettably, you've shown more respect for the poor woman than her avowed husband.

 

[Dude]

Regrettably, you've shown more respect for the poor woman than her avowed husband.

Is that so regrettable?

 

[Manster7588]

He'll have you getting smashed on gin and tonics and banging chicks half your age in no time.

Welcome to the dark side.

Sounds like a good landing spot for hammer: free booze + T&A

That settles it, now I want to work for the Patriots. I'm sure I can secretly deflate footballs.