OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[dare2be]

Will never be a hockey player...head on a swivel, man. Just got hit by one of Crosby's lampposts.

 

[dash]

Will never be a hockey player...head on a swivel, man. Just got hit by one of Crosby's lampposts.

You hope one day he will see the light.

 

[dash]

The story is from Topeka, but they actually live in Blue Ball, PA

Certainly not in Intercourse PA.

Or Climax, Saskatchewan - Maybe the wife is originally from Dildo, Newfoundland?

 

[forty_three]

You hope one day he will see the light.

I will watch him and keep you posted.

 

[dash]

Statistics are like a lamp post - You can lean on them or you can use them to illuminate.

 

[dare2be]

Statistics are like a lamp post - You can lean on them or you can use them to illuminate.

So you are saying that poor boy just became a statistic?

 

[dash]

So you are saying that poor boy just became a statistic?

Likely not the first time either, dare.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Looked like the head was the principal point of contact, at the very least the lamp post should get a fine.

 

[dare2be]

Looked like the head was the principal point of contact, at the very least the lamp post should get a fine.

The kid lowered his head at the last second, that should be taken into consideration.

 

[dash]

Methinks the lamp post will get off light regarding any supplementary discipline. It's the standard way of doing things.

 

[dash]

I feel a hit country song is imminent...

Johnny Cash's son was arrested in Deer Lake for causing a disturbance after police responded to a report of a man stripping down to his underwear in the airport.

Deer Lake RCMP later identified the man as John Carter Cash, son of the late musician.

Cash was in Newfoundland for a hunting trip and was on his way home from the excursion.

RCMP said Cash had stripped down to his underwear.

Police had been told as they headed to the airport that a man was either drunk or suffering from medical issues, and that he had missed his flight.

On arrival, RCMP officers spoke with security and learned they had convinced Cash to put his clothes back on, and that he was indeed drunk.

Cash will be released when sober and will catch a flight home on Tuesday morning.

Charges are not being laid as Cash cooperated with police and security and has no previous criminal record.

Very few people actually witnessed the event, security told police.

 

[Comeds]

E-mails from an Asshole

Please go here and read these. Oh mylanta, the laughs.

Thank you!

 

[dash]

I see the plane arrivin'
It's parked out at the gate
But they won't let me board her
I'm going to get home late

For I don't know where my pants are and there's a lot at stake
I need to sober up 'fore they let me leave Deer Lake

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I keep watching this and I am finding myself obsessed with wanting to know why he's carrying a squeegee and a broom.

There's a reason why that kid was runnin' away from him.

You don't want to know.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

There's a reason why that kid was runnin' away from him.

You don't want to know.

broomstick

squeegee with a long handle

wearing headphones to muffle the cries for mommy?

 

[dare2be]

coulda been worse. He could have been wearing a gas mask and asking "are you my mummy?"

 

[Canuck eh?]

The things the Maple Leafs will do to recruit fans.

 

[Comeds]

Some kind of Quidditch game?

 

[thedddd]

Not sure why I think of Eric Lindros with this video.

 

[thedddd]

50 for 50