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OT: Here's how we should handle Muslum Terrorists A must read.

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OT: Here's how we should handle Muslim Terrorists A must read.

HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS...... it worked once in our History...

Once in U.S. history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.

All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.

Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch.

They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.
 
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GREAT POST. I didn't know that. We do secret stuff all the time. I'm sure we could do this without anyone finding out if we really wanted too.
REP!

Hell, I want the Muslims to know what's in store for them if they continue to attack us.
 

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I'd like to think it's the real deal as well.

Whether it is or not doesn't really matter at this point. It's a great idea. It would probably scare the living shit out of them. I'm all for it.

It might piss some off, but who cares? They're already pissed off anyway. If it scares the shit out of them, I say go for it.
 

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You know if you said this a week ago I may not have agreed, but right now im in a you fuck with us we will fuck you up 99999999999999999999999x worse mood.
 

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"Hated Pigs Of The Devil"

Why does it always come down to the Marty being fat thing?

BTW great post beantown
 

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HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS...... it worked once in our History...

Once in U.S. history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.

All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.

Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch.

They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.

GIFSoup
 

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Thats hilarious, but there is no way I believe that is true.
 

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Thats hilarious, but there is no way I believe that is true.

Maybe not, but 100 years ago, no one really cared about human rights, especially when dealing with terrorists so ya never know.
 

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Maybe not, but 100 years ago, no one really cared about human rights, especially when dealing with terrorists so ya never know.

Yeah maybe, it just reads like a fake email story to me.
 

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It actually doesn't sound very far fetched to me,


fucking, epic.
 

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That sounds so bad ass, and like something I would do.
 

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Dunno, seems like the quickest way to ruin a perfectly good gun to me. They don't tend to react well to stuff besides bullets in the chamber.
 
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