OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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My last post was supposed to have this attached but it didn't take. Sadly the smokestack says Baltimore but you can't see that...I need to take better photos going 50 mph.
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Just don't run into HABSIN7 when snapping those photos comeds

/Nice double rainbow by the way

 

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[dare2be]

I'm disappointed @Darkstone42 didn't provide us with a simple differential equation for baseball travel distances factoring in temperature, humidity, barometric pressure, altitude, and CO2 concentration...tsk

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Bold strategy.

ESPN Transforms ESPNU To ESPN8: “The Ocho” August 8

 

[forty_three]

My last post was supposed to have this attached but it didn't take. Sadly the smokestack says Baltimore but you can't see that...I need to take better photos going 50 mph.
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From that angle it would appear that there are Pots of Gold at both the Ravens' and Orioles' stadiums.

Bold strategy.

ESPN Transforms ESPNU To ESPN8: “The Ocho” August 8

Well, in the past week they have been showing a lot of Drone Racing. So the content is ready.

 

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If things were named properly

 

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I can see "What a Booplesnoot" getting some mileage on this board.

 

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'Sup Mrs Stevens

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Does anyone have the Hockey Sauce Kits? Saw them at the beach and I've been wanting them for awhile but the price is a bit steep for something I won't use a ton.

 

[forty_three]

Does anyone have the Hockey Sauce Kits? Saw them at the beach and I've been wanting them for awhile but the price is a bit steep for something I won't use a ton.

I don't, but there is a hockey training center here in town that uses it. My son says it's fun. Him and the other goalie play against each other when they are there.

I just checked their website and it looks like they have a sale going on right now. 25% off, FWIW.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Ive never seen that sauce hockey kit

3 of the kids who played on my sons hockey team last season have the synthetic ice sheets from costco. I think they are $30

2 weeks ago in kelowna i saw some kids on the beach with the synthetic sheet and they built a mound of sand over top of a 5 gallon bucket on its side ... same idea i guess seemed like a lot of work but some cheap fun lol

 

[forty_three]

Ive never seen that sauce hockey kit

3 of the kids who played on my sons hockey team last season have the synthetic ice sheets from costco. I think they are $30

2 weeks ago in kelowna i saw some kids on the beach with the synthetic sheet and they built a mound of sand over top of a 5 gallon bucket on its side ... same idea i guess seemed like a lot of work but some cheap fun lol

How big are said synthetic ice sheets?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

How big are said synthetic ice sheets?

i checked costco.ca just now and they are not there ... might be a seasonal online thing I know Ive seen them in store at a couple of costcos close by to me in the past month

i wanna say theyre 4 ft by 4 ft but i could be wrong ... sized for shooting ... I guess you could try buying a few for your son for a goalie set up but i dont think you can connect/link them

/sportchek has this one thats 20x36 ... Im certain the costco one is bigger

https://www.sportchek.ca/product/33...IH_646L3NUCFZVYfgodh_QN4g#330408349=330408354

 

[forty_three]

i checked costco.ca just now and they are not there ... might be a seasonal online thing I know Ive seen them in store at a couple of costcos close by to me in the past month

i wanna say theyre 4 ft by 4 ft but i could be wrong ... sized for shooting ... I guess you could try buying a few for your son for a goalie set up but i dont think you can connect/link them

/sportchek has this one thats 20x36 ... Im certain the costco one is bigger

https://www.sportchek.ca/product/33...IH_646L3NUCFZVYfgodh_QN4g#330408349=330408354

My idea was to build a 6 to 8 foot wide(ish) surface with 4x4 wood at each end, so he can practice hard post push/slides. Plant his foot against the wood and launch sideways. When he reaches the other end, he can get upright again. Now that he's playing high school, wraparounds go top shelf and he has to be faster getting over and back up.

LEG STRENGTH BOY

 

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My idea was to build a 6 to 8 foot wide(ish) surface with 4x4 wood at each end, so he can practice hard post push/slides. Plant his foot against the wood and launch sideways. When he reaches the other end, he can get upright again. Now that he's playing high school, wraparounds go top shelf and he has to be faster getting over and back up.

LEG STRENGTH BOY

Pretty soon 43 will have his kid doing the following:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

My idea was to build a 6 to 8 foot wide(ish) surface with 4x4 wood at each end, so he can practice hard post push/slides. Plant his foot against the wood and launch sideways. When he reaches the other end, he can get upright again. Now that he's playing high school, wraparounds go top shelf and he has to be faster getting over and back up.

LEG STRENGTH BOY

you might be able to get away with using 2 4x8 sheets of melamine side by side to make a 8x8 square... might be "slippy" enough to slide across

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Pretty soon 43 will have his kid doing the following:

I hope all the best for 43's sons goalie career but I pray to god i dont hear Lucky Pierre making sexually suggestive comments about 43jr's thigh girth in the future ... it would maim us but kill 43

 

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I hope all the best for 43's sons goalie career but I pray to god i dont hear Lucky Pierre making sexually suggestive comments about 43jr's thigh girth in the future ... it would maim us but kill 43

Pierre: They're building something special down there...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Pierre: They're building something special down there...

YOURE A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING DASH!!! AND YOU ARE A SPINELESS LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!!

 

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YOURE A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING DASH!!! AND YOU ARE SPINELESS!!!!

Thanks for leaving out lying sack of shit.