Ongoing NHL Thread Part IV - A New Hope

[esls79]

Also

Arenas > Maple Leafs

/the nhl could use more getaway day games

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Also

Arenas > Maple Leafs

/the nhl could use more getaway day games

AAAAAAAA R-E-T

NNNNNNNNN A-S YES!

GOOOOOOOOOO ARETNAS!

 

[thedddd]

New York Islanders Win Bid For New Arena At Belmont Park

 

[dash]

Zach Hyman with the primary and secondary assist - We need a tertiary assist.

 

[dash]

 

[elocomotive]

If you can figure out the criteria/arguments that make this list seem rational please let me know dash. I've got nothing.

I believe they used three criteria:

(1) The whole Captain thing is overrated anyway.
(2) Who gives a fuck.
(3) Throw some guys on a list that won lots of Cups.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ok I'm sold, re-name the team the Aretnas. Sell me all the Aretna merch. Pick up Aetna as a sponsor so we can utterly confuse the fuck out of everybody then have Hyman get 3 points on a single goal because that's just how mutha fuckin Aretnas roll.

 

[dash]

Ok I'm sold, re-name the team the Aretnas. Sell me all the Aretna merch. Pick up Aetna as a sponsor so we can utterly confuse the fuck out of everybody then have Hyman get 3 points on a single goal because that's just how mutha fuckin Aretnas roll.

Ladies and gentlemen, the A-ret-nas (not to be confused with O-ne-ders)

 

[dash]

Possible Stanley Cup Finals preview tonight folks - Lightning vs. Golden Knights

 

[dash]

Way to go Santa Kessel.

 

[BGDave]

Way to go Santa Kessel.

Candidate for @Comeds 25 days of Christmas thread

 

[sbb122]

Also, if you're going to put George 'The Chief' Armstrong on the list, you might as well put Johnny 'The Chief' Bucyk on the list.

What about Jeff "The Chief" Sly?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Im sure a gif is on its way

 

[Darth Dawkins]

Poor rink staff at the ACC must still be chasing some of the monkeys that fell off players backs today.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Need a "this guy scored" for that bozo goal lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Groo]

Heck of an ending in the Stars- Caps game

 

[elocomotive]

Two words. Fil. Thy.

 

[esls79]

That's gonna cost Klingberg the Norris and Orlov the Lady Byng.