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NFL Power Rankings: Week 1 Edition

kobesgame

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all i'm hearing is Minnesota should be downgraded in these rankings.
You bastard! Kirk Cousins will lead them to a Super B....nvmd. Can't even say it with a straight face.
 

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No one cares if a team overachieves or underachieves. There are only winners and losers. I know it still hurts, but the Eagles won the Super Bowl a mere year-and-a-half ago. They are one of a handful of teams with a strong chance to win it this year.

I do know at least one Eagle fan got his panties wadded up over the Overachieving remark, and that was good enough for me.
 

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These are serious rankings or just some homerific fan fic?
 

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I'll take Seattle all day at #19 with Clowney and Ansah supposedly ready to go week 1. Seattle's front 4 with LJ Collier (ready to go in a couple weeks) should be nightmarish.
 

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$399 fee? No way that lawyer is making any money. Have to bill hourly.

That’s what I thought but maybe I’m missing the fine print. It’s never been relevant to me. I’ll look closer at the sign next time I pass it.
 

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So maybe I had the Bears ranked too high.
 

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So maybe I had the Bears ranked too high.

And maybe you had the Packers ranked too low.

Although your picks outside of the top 2 and bottom 4 seemed to have been more or less randomly drawn. Although I guess you put Jax at #3 because of your man love for Foles?
 

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And maybe you had the Packers ranked too low.

Although your picks outside of the top 2 and bottom 4 seemed to have been more or less randomly drawn. Although I guess you put Jax at #3 because of your man love for Foles?

Seahawks fans are really upset about these rankings, huh?

There was a method to my madness. Looking at them, my biggest screwup was probably ranking the titans too low. If they look ok over the next few weeks, they’re in line for a jump.
 

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Seahawks fans are really upset about these rankings, huh?

There was a method to my madness. Looking at them, my biggest screwup was probably ranking the titans too low. If they look ok over the next few weeks, they’re in line for a jump.

The last thing in the world that bothers me is fan's power rankings. Opinions and assholes and all that.

Your particular power rankings are just kinda all over the map. The Texans at #7? The Jags, the team that scored the 2nd fewest points in the NFL last year, are #3? The Bills that had a -105 point differential last year are #14 but the Ravens, who were a playoff team last year and won their division, are #23? The Raiders are #22? The aforementioned Packers at #17?

I get that every year is a new beginning but your rankings are bordering on surreal.
 
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