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Mike Babcock calls for bigger nets

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You wouldn't want a puck to spoil this face, would you?

Lol. I put a picture of Henrik in the office of my next door neighbor at work years ago. She loved it and still hasn't taken it down.

The goalie mask wasn't invented to protect goalies, it was because their perfectly shaped jaw lines and beautiful teeth needed to be protected. Now forwards... you can feed that pack of uggos to a barrage of pucks to the face and maybe it will improve something.
 

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Some would say its not the size of the nets that matter, but how you use them.
My sister read this and agrees though she also says a couple more inches wouldn't hurt either.
 

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We were going to kick him out of the union for that, but he threatened to release the secret handshake that gets you free food and drinks everywhere on twitter, so we left him in.

No one expected his spastic style to last this long.



I just had a crazy idea. As teams win more games, they get vouchers to be able to cash in at their leisure where they can make the opposing net bigger for the whole game. It would be a size increase in the bank.
 

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Lol. I put a picture of Henrik in the office of my next door neighbor at work years ago. She loved it and still hasn't taken it down.

The goalie mask wasn't invented to protect goalies, it was because their perfectly shaped jaw lines and beautiful teeth needed to be protected. Now forwards... you can feed that pack of uggos to a barrage of pucks to the face and maybe it will improve something.

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Maybe this is the problem. Forwards today are too pretty.

Someone should hit them with a wire brush wheel on draft day.
 

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My sister read this and agrees though she also says "a couple more inches wouldn't hurt either ... like you comeds."

wow .. disgusting congratulations are in order i guess
 

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Bigger Nets = More Fights for no other reason than getting blown out. Think about it, your goalie has yet to adjust the other goalie has adjusted. 9-1

Make the Ice Larger, add a foot or two, that should help out in more ways than one.
 
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