Longhorns pitcher in trouble over urine test

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Report: Longhorns pitcher in trouble over urine test

Note: When using someone elses piss, make sure they're not on a script

 

[Kid Vicarious]

A guy I worked with used his wife's piss once. They called him and told him he was pregnant and they needed another sample of urine. Needless to say he was dirty and lost his job. Dumbasses