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Laughably Bad: Tom Brady's First Pitch

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What an embarrassment to men everywhere. Couldn't even get it to home plate? Is there room for a dink-n-dunk overrated has-been QB with a noodle arm in the Red Sox organization?

I'm embarrassed. :L
 

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And is that Robert Kraft standing behind him or was he busy getting Hernandez sprung?
 

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Maybe if he had one of those soft, indoor practice balls... He'd be able to grip it a little better...
 

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Her's made it to home plate.

Tom Terrific? Negatory! :L
 

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at least it wasn't 50 Cent embarrassing.
 

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Incredible :L

worst first pitch?

Mariah Carey, Fitty Cent, Tom Brady? You choose. :L
 

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BREAKING NEWS: The San Francisco Giants were shown video of Tom Brady's first pitch and immediately signed him to bolster their rotation.
 

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"Brady coulda struck Jeter out on that nasty slider in the dirt. Sign him." - @sonnyblack65
 

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Not a very good pitch, but oh those intangibles
 

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What an embarrassment to men everywhere. Couldn't even get it to home plate? Is there room for a dink-n-dunk overrated has-been QB with a noodle arm in the Red Sox organization?

I'm embarrassed. :L
fitty cent says "what up?"

 

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Really hammering this Brady first pitch, aren't ya HD?
 

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Former Cincinnati mayor Mark Mallory says hello.

 

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"Did Brady bang his girlfriend or something?" in 3... 2... 1...

You guise really bring your A-game, don't you? :L
 

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Pats fan defends Tom Brady, the GOAT with "at least he's not as bad as Fitty."

Wow. :L
 

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"No one ever compared Tom Terrific to Russell Wilson!"

~ Malcolm Butler
 

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Jake Locker would have either broken his arm, or wouldn't have been able to make it because of a yeast infection.
 

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Jake Locker would have either broken his arm, or wouldn't have been able to make it because of a yeast infection.

Expert troll. Mad skills.

:L
 

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Yes i think 50 cents was by far the worst of all time however an NFL QB should be able to make it to the catchers mit.
 
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