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Jack_John_Mark

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LMFAO.................this is one classic thread.............seriously................fucking..........classic
 

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I pretty much quit drinking since anything that happens after a beer in the military becomes an alcohol related offense.
 

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Go have another alcoholic beverage you fucking drunk POS.

Fuck you..... You piece of shit Ohio State fan........ all I was trying to say is that I'm a fucking retard...... and if the city cop really wanted too..... he probley could have took me to jail for a fucking DUI......... but no..... he was fucking cool about it and basically told me not to leave the fucking house and that he was looking out for my truck for a much longer period of time than tonight........ but no, you got to be some mega fucking retarded ass doucebag about it and think that you are robofucking cop and be all hard core, fuck you, you fucking worthless buckeye fuck.....
 

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LMFAO!!!!!!!

I should have had to buy tickets to see this thread I feel like....
 

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Fuck you..... You piece of shit Ohio State fan........ all I was trying to say is that I'm a fucking retard...... and if the city cop really wanted too..... he probley could have took me to jail for a fucking DUI......... but no..... he was fucking cool about it and basically told me not to leave the fucking house and that he was looking out for my truck for a much longer period of time than tonight........ but no, you got to be some mega fucking retarded ass doucebag about it and think that you are robofucking cop and be all hard core, fuck you, you fucking worthless buckeye fuck.....

I hope you do lose everything. It'd serve you bitch-ass faggots who think it's cool to drink and drive right.
 

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Don't answer your fucking door when the pigs knock. You don't have to.
 

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My keys were in my house......... and my truck was in my garage....... I still think they have to see you driving your vehicle......... that or I was lucky as shit....






either way...... I'm not driving from the bar for like three years.......

they dont need to see shit if you admit to it
 

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I did sir......




I'm ashamed of this thread...

how exactly did you do that?

DADBURNIT did we add another mod

either way this type of stuff is supposed to go on the Mastodons board
 
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