I'm retarded...........

[HawkeyeHater]

I had such a great weekend......

Friday- almost get a DUI
Saturday- Get cell phone stolen
Sunday- almost go to jail for assult

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

I had such a great weekend......

Friday- almost get a DUI
Saturday- Get cell phone stolen
Sunday- almost go to jail for assult

sorry to hear that sir

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Yeah...... Actually I'm half proud about Sunday...



I was smoking outside the bar, some faggot and his chick shows up and they'd been fighting he pushes her, hits her and sech...


I took care of him... Then the whole bar told the cops that they didn't see who did it as I was hiding for a half hour..

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

Yeah...... Actually I'm half proud about Sunday...



I was smoking outside the bar, some faggot and his chick shows up and they'd been fighting he pushes her, hits her and sech...


I took care of him... Then the whole bar told the cops that they didn't see who did it as I was hiding for a half hour..

LOL!

yeah that's not bad sir

LOL@ that douche

 

[HawkeyeHater]

@ op

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Cot damn embedding shit

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I used ta have the video of this event taking place, but youtube won't allow it to be embedded en sech

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

this thread is funny though

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Wes one of the classics en sech

 

[HawkeyeHater]

@ op

Dumb fucker done drove home tonight too....


I'd been doing real good, especially this week.. but just couldn't stand to let my truck sleep at the bar for four nights in a row......

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Make yourn lazy ass roommate come with ye for shit sake

 

[HawkeyeHater]

He was there too.......

In fact...... just heard him walk in the door......


He went to 4th street first though......


I don't go to 4th street unless a hpoa drags me there...

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I have no room to talk..........I've been a fucking idiot this past month.....

Me and me friends don't wanna blow our weekly paychecks in the bar so every weekend, usually Thursday-Saturday we've been stocking up on a bunch of beer and then we go park downtown somewhere and drink it all right in the damn car. Then we go into the bar

It's a lot of fun and shit........funny shit always happens en sech.........but one of these times a cop is gonna catch us and I'm gonna be fucked......because I drive every time

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Whiskey would be safer sir......


Beer makes a big mess...... en sech

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Oh we've done whiskey before too......

Actually we've been doing this for quite a while now......but this last month we did it probably 10 times

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Every single time we go to the casino anymore we always drink before going in...........fuckin 5 dollars for a whiskey coke.........bull fuckin shit.

And they can only give you a 0.5 ounces in a shot too.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I like me whiskey strong........as in 100% whiskey 0% anything else

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I worked with A guy who drove his truck through A guys deck he somehow managed to get out of the DWI because he was never technically on the road and got off with something else.However this same guy missed months of work due to almost breaking his neck and drowning diving into his fathers shallow pool.He didnt talk to me for months when he got back because I told him friends dont let friends drink and dive.

 

[huskers1217]

Drunks.....

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I've came a long damn way since the OP..


This was during a stretch of time where I honestly can say that I pretty much got drunk drunk every damn day for about a year and a half.