I'm a lying sack of shit.

[broncosmitty]

I knew it as chode too until somehow younger kids decided chode meant a dick that is wider than its length? WTF? Grundle was another name I was aware of way back when.

My SN was inspired by Arnold Jacksons bully on Diff'rent Strokes.

When I first read your reply, I thought you started it with "Grow up" so for a second I felt like I was about to be bitched out like teachers did when I was in high school for stupid shit.

It's honestly a relief to know there are others who grew up calling it a chode.

The other chode doesn't seem anatomically possible.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

My SN was inspired by Arnold Jacksons bully on Diff'rent Strokes.

That's pretty much what I always thought...but then, I could be lying...

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Speaking of which, since people are confessing to lies, might be about time for @clarkson23devils to man up as well. I mean, he was pretty well caught red handed.

?

 

[mcnabb7542]

I hope that's big enough for you.

I believe this is the second woman in Murica that would knee you in the junk if she ever ran into you.

Just my thoughts....

 

[huskers1217]

Speaking of which, since people are confessing to lies, might be about time for @clarkson23devils to man up as well. I mean, he was pretty well caught red handed.

 

[Golden Spur]

Winged Wheel really is a chick.

Not exactly

Which other names?

Interesting question.

OP, i can see your problem ,,,,,,,,,,, you're just not drinking enough.

 

[seahawksfan234]

I believe this is the second woman in Murica that would knee you in the junk if she ever ran into you.

Just my thoughts....

Unfortunately I think there are quite a few more than that.

 

[WizardHawk]

Frankly anyone who is upset by what the OP posted is on the wrong site, and probably shouldn't be anywhere near the internet. It's one thing if someone is telling you in PM things in confidence to get sympathy and it turns out to be all bullshit. I would think that is lame, but sarcasm and trolling are the rule up here, not the exception. The only rule was supposed to be that at least you needed to be entertaining. Say what you want, make up shit, whatever, just don't be boring or entirely harsh the mellow of the whole joint.

Not sure anyone cares if the OP now suddenly starts being super honest either. Just help everyone pass the doldrums of their day. If you have to lie about having sex with supermodels to make that happen then so be it. At least make it a good story.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Frankly anyone who is upset by what the OP posted is on the wrong site, and probably shouldn't be anywhere near the internet. It's one thing if someone is telling you in PM things in confidence to get sympathy and it turns out to be all bullshit. I would think that is lame, but sarcasm and trolling are the rule up here, not the exception. The only rule was supposed to be that at least you needed to be entertaining. Say what you want, make up shit, whatever, just don't be boring or entirely harsh the mellow of the whole joint.

Not sure anyone cares if the OP now suddenly starts being super honest either. Just help everyone pass the doldrums of their day. If you have to lie about having sex with supermodels to make that happen then so be it. At least make it a good story.

I sent you the pics Wiz of the models to prove I did it, I mean them...

 

[TheDayMan]

I sent you the pics Wiz of the models to prove I did it, I mean them...

And thumper posted a picture of his 'wife'...

 

[TheDayMan]

 

[Jakology]

God love ya, and do what you got to do.

PS. your claim to be a small business owner and your claim to be for Bernie Sanders is what tipped your hand with most of the PF guys that are being rough on you. It is all good now.

I still support Sanders 100%. That was never a lie. That post on the PF came from the heart pretty much. Though I'm not a vegan.

 

[Jakology]

So, this thread is pretty ironic.

Don't worry, I wasn't lying about how I feel about your religion. So we can still have fun with that.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

If you have to lie about having sex with supermodels to make that happen then so be it. At least make it a good story.

Well, not exactly a "Supermodel," but I did date a real life model for a brief period in the early 90's.

It's a boring story, so I won't post it.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Well, not exactly a "Supermodel," but I did date a real life model for a brief period in the early 90's.

It's a boring story, so I won't post it.

 

[TheDayMan]

Well, not exactly a "Supermodel," but I did date a real life model for a brief period in the early 90's.

It's a boring story, so I won't post it.

Hand model?

 

[jeffro151]

Don't worry, I wasn't lying about how I feel about your religion. So we can still have fun with that.

I was thinking it was pretty ironic that you railed on me pretty hard for the thread I started, and then here you are starting a pretty similar thread. But, Kermit and his hot tea and all.

 

[Cyder]

I'm Pauly Shore bitch, I don't need this shit.

That's certainly something no one would lie about so nice ta meet ya Pauly

 

[Jakology]

and then here you are starting a pretty similar thread

This thread is nothing like your religion thread.

 

[jeffro151]

This thread is nothing like your religion thread.

That's not thread I'm referencing, chief.