I'm a lying sack of shit.

[Jakology]

You do seriously love Calvin Johnson though, right?

(I'm honest as fuck on tHoop, don't be afraid.)

Please just lie to me if you don't.

I do. Everyone on the NFL boards over on ESPN thought I had a Calvin Johnson shrine or something, because I claimed he was the best WR earlier than others.

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

*Goes to get popcorn*

......

 

[BoiseMike19]

Time for me to come clean as well:

My name isn't willie or willie or juan.

I knew it! I was so going to call bullshit on this.

 

[broncosmitty]

I do. Everyone on the NFL boards over on ESPN thought I had a Calvin Johnson shrine or something, because I claimed he was the best WR earlier than others.

Whefffff....

I still plan on making the pilgrimage.

 

[TheDayMan]

At first glance I just assumed this thread was started by @Doublejive.

Of course not... the crazy guy who takes trips to the south pole and has a new illness/injury every few months would never start this thread. It's gotta come from a well liked poster who feels bad that he didn't actually go to Georgia Tech...

 

[mcnabb7542]

I do. Everyone on the NFL boards over on ESPN thought I had a Calvin Johnson shrine or something, because I claimed he was the best WR earlier than others.

Well that's a given since your a Tech fan,
Smitty still thinks Barry Sanders is gonna come back..

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

....*I must confess = I wear a wig*....

 

[seahawksfan234]

Since people are coming clean do you have anything you would like to share?

My dick is only 5 inches.

 

[mcnabb7542]

My dick is only 5 inches.

Moxie in 5, 4, 3......

 

[broncosmitty]

I'm not really an orangatan.

Well that's a given since your a Tech fan,
Smitty still thinks Barry Sanders is gonna come back..

I've given up on it being with the Lions though. That was prolly in 2012 or so.

My guess, the LA Chargers. Or LA Raiders. Not the LA Rams though. That would just be silly to think that.

 

[TheDayMan]

My dick is only 5 inches.

Pffffffff. That's not so big...

 

[fknhippie]

My dick is only 5 inches.

5 inches in diameter and two inches long..damn boy, you're hung like a can of tuna.

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

@Jakology

I hope you do what makes you happy and live your life on your terms instead of trying to be what you think others want you to be.

As far as getting weed is concerned, I would suggest that you befriend some bartenders, that's how I've made new connections in the past. Best of luck, hope this helps.

 

[Camfantasy]

@Jakology

I hope you do what makes you happy and live your life on your terms instead of trying to be what you think others want you to be.

As far as getting weed is concerned, I would suggest that you befriend some bartenders, that's how I've made new connections in the past. Best of luck, hope this helps.

shut the fuck up fheg

we all know you aren't a gdamn penguin

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

shut the fuck up fheg

we all know you aren't a gdamn penguin

Link?

 

[Camfantasy]

Link?

this ain't zelda bech

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

this ain't zelda bech

There have been many Hooplans who have tried to doubt my credentials as a penguin, it never turns out well for them in the end.

 

[Camfantasy]

There have been many Hooplans who have tried to doubt my credentials as a penguin, it never turns out well for them in the end.

 

[moxie]

Moxie in 5, 4, 3......

(would've been here sooner, but I got distracted!)

 

[Chewbaccer]