GDT 4.29.13 Shotgun vs. Snakes

[SFGRTB]

Pagan-8
Scutaro-4
Sandoval-5
Posey-2
Pence-9
Blanco-7
Crawford-6
Belt-3
Cain-1

PREGAME banter:

WTF is Boch doing? Belt is gonna get all screwed up batting 8th!!

Fast-forward to Mid-Game:

Boch is a genius! Belt is saved!

3-0 so far.

 

[Stokes1931]

AB: YOU'RE FREAKING WELCOME! I MANAGE TO WIN, YOU PANTYWAISTS!!!

 

[SFGRTB]

What a pitch, SIT DOWN Goldschmidt!

 

[Stokes1931]

What a pitch, SIT DOWN Goldschmidt!

That dude has just KILLED us over the past couple of years. Glad to see the K there by Cain.

 

[Stokes1931]

I hate, Hate, HATE giving up leadoff walks.

 

[Stokes1931]

Cain gives up back to back homers, and the lead.

Where is the real Matt Cain?!?!? What happened to him? I want the old one back!

 

[SFGRTB]

That dude has just KILLED us over the past couple of years. Glad to see the K there by Cain.

I remember his first series in MLB was against the Giants. Got his first hit out the way in his first game against Matt Cain, then his first homer/RBI off Tim Lincecum. That was in 2011.

He's killed us ever since.

 

[GiantsPackersChamps2011]

F*CK Cain, this isn't BP

 

[GiantsPackersChamps2011]

I don't care if that is still in the yard, another poor pitch. What is wrong with Cain, looks like a AAA pitcher

 

[SFGRTB]

27 homers in 26 games given up by the Giants. 16 given up by Volgelsong/Cain (8 each).

 

[GiantsPackersChamps2011]

Batting F*CKING Practice
Pull Cain out I'm done with this

 

[GiantsPackersChamps2011]

Enjoy it Cain, your offense shouldn't have to put up 6 runs a game. Enjoy the L's

 

[Stokes1931]

Three homers in one inning?!?!? Come on, Cainer!

 

[Stokes1931]

Of course, the Giants' offense won't get a hit the rest of the way now. Way to squander a 3-0 lead.

 

[Stokes1931]

Angry Boch is about to be roused from his slumbers.

 

[SFGRTB]

Ahem, 28 homers. 9 by Cain.

 

[SFGRTB]

I miss our pitchers.

 

[Stokes1931]

Ahem, 28 homers. 9 by Cain.

Trying for Captain Hook's record?

 

[GiantsPackersChamps2011]

Sorry for my rant just getting f*cking sick and tired of sh*tty pitching and lazy play by Scutaro, Pagan, Torres and Blanco.

 

[Stokes1931]

Did :panda: hit that off the bounce?!?