Dallas Crackboy Arrested For Public Intoxication--And Looks It

[NinerSickness]

 

[jarntt]

Indisputable video proof Williams was sober taken by the cops when they found him on the bike.






Well...maybe not...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Any Cowboys arrested today?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Indisputable video proof Williams was sober taken by the cops when they found him on the bike.






Well...maybe not...

At least we know why his face looked a little busted up in his mug shot.

Should have flagged the curb for a blow to the head.

 

[fordman84]

Any Cowboys arrested today?

No, but Roger is going to fine the team anyhow because Dallas.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

No, but Roger is going to fine the team anyhow because Dallas.

Dont fuck with the king

 

[VikingFan2k2]

If I'm Kendall Wright, I'm punching Williams right square in the junk the next time I see him. Dumbass drunk tried to blame it on him because they were hanging out.

 

[Sir Robin Of Camelot]

If I'm Kendall Wright, I'm punching Williams right square in the junk the next time I see him. Dumbass drunk tried to blame it on him because they were hanging out.

I'm kind of interested in how that conversation will go as well... throwing a friend under the bus isn't what I would consider a friendly thing.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

If I'm Kendall Wright, I'm punching Williams right square in the junk the next time I see him. Dumbass drunk tried to blame it on him because they were hanging out.

Shitty receiver
Shitty Drunk
Shitty Friend


Bad Tri-Fecta

 

[Sir Robin Of Camelot]

At least we know why his face looked a little busted up in his mug shot.

Should have flagged the curb for a blow to the head.

Sad part is... he still didn't get out of bounds.

(Inside Cowboys fan humor)

 

[Carnzo]

I'm still thinking Jerry built the new stadium on an ancient Indian burial ground.
Incredible run of bad luck with the players.

 

[Sir Robin Of Camelot]

I'm still thinking Jerry built the new stadium on an ancient Indian burial ground.
Incredible run of bad luck with the players.

It wasn't an ancient Indian burial ground. It was an old trailer park.

Can't make it up.

 

[Pure Steel]

I'm going to a party up the street from my house tonight....My kids have electric scooters, I might just take one of them there....They look much safer than a car.....

 

[jarntt]

Shitty receiver
Shitty Drunk
Shitty Friend


Bad Tri-Fecta

Not sure about that. He seems to be a pretty accomplished drunk

 

[jarntt]

I'm going to a party up the street from my house tonight....My kids have electric scooters, I might just take one of them there....They look much safer than a car.....

Or have the kids tow you home in an old school red wagon attached to the scooters like Clydesdales...

 

[Pure Steel]

Or have the kids tow you home in an old school red wagon attached to the scooters like Clydesdales...

We actually have one of those red wagons still, buried in our shed.....We used it more on Halloween to transport our booze as the kids wandered up the street....Great parenting.....

 

[jarntt]

We actually have one of those red wagons still, buried in our shed.....We used it more on Halloween to transport our booze as the kids wandered up the street....Great parenting.....

That IS great parenting IMO. The golden rule of Halloween: make sure you start and end the night with the same number of kids (or perhaps a couple extras) and you did your job...

 

[fordman84]

Dont fuck with the king

Hope Justify breaks a leg

 

[fordman84]

Or have the kids tow you home in an old school red wagon attached to the scooters like Clydesdales...

Just take a scissor lift

 

[jarntt]

Just take a scissor lift

That was fantastic. I loved where he gives the cop the "who me"??? But when he started raising the lift and then saying 'maybe I'll come, maybe I won't, maybe I will' I lost it