Carson Palmer

[Montalban]

Come to Canuckistan.... Look for a branch office that gives silly shekels to unskilled labour. Next summer we will be federally legal.

Can't imagine a job requiring no skills that pays very well.

My boss (the owner) keeps a 26er of Vodka in the freezer.

My kind of people.

To cold in Canada

 

[Montalban]

Where I work, they need a reason to test you. You fuck up somehow, and it seems like it, you might get tested.

You don't fuck up, no problemo.

And now once we are legal up here nationally, only if you are in the bag on the job.

Which I'd have no problem with.

Free time is free time.

The top secret clearance required for my job, which they paid for, is what gives them authorization to piss test me at any time.

 

[LetsGoPats]

Maybe they will do a Gomer Pyle remake and he could star in that ?

Ummm……that part has already been cast.