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POLL Cam Newton's Flamboyant Attire

What is up with this guy?

  • He likes taking ding dongs up the hoo hoo.

    Votes: 13 25.0%
  • He is probably delaying the hormone therapy until after he hangs up his cleats.

    Votes: 12 23.1%
  • He dresses like that to distract people from realizing what a crappy QB he is.

    Votes: 23 44.2%
  • Chocolate Cherry Pecan Pie (He's definitely more nutty and fruity than potato salad!)

    Votes: 4 7.7%

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He thinks he's Jimi Hendrix or something

"Businessman, you can't dress like me"

Should probably just choke on his vomit at this point...


...the rest of the team is.
 

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He's more interested in being a flamboyant dresser to draw attention to himself than he is to being an NFL quality QB
 

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How in the holy fuck did they not run a QB sneak last nite? What a gaping pussy this guy is.

Cost me money with that retarded ass playcall.

I cannot believe this guy won an MVP!? Horrible mechanics, accuracy is shit...fuck this guy and his fruity ass getups.
 

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dude's bigger than most linebackers, and they have a foot and a half to go, and they run some gay direct snap trick play, wherein McCaffery takes it from shotgun!?!


One of the worst calls ever, Rivera. Just dogshit.
 

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dude's bigger than most linebackers, and they have a foot and a half to go, and they run some gay direct snap trick play, wherein McCaffery takes it from shotgun!?!


One of the worst calls ever, Rivera. Just dogshit.
Fell asleep at the beginning of the 4th qutr. Glad I missed it. I put 16 confidence points on Carolina. Didn't think they could possibly lose a second consecutive home game to fucking TB of all teams after coming close to beating the Rams.

Makes me now wonder how good the Rams really are. I mean, TB handled Carolina more proficiently than the Rams did.
 

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Fell asleep at the beginning of the 4th qutr. Glad I missed it. I put 16 confidence points on Carolina. Didn't think they could possibly lose a second consecutive home game to fucking TB of all teams after coming close to beating the Rams.

Makes me now wonder how good the Rams really are. I mean, TB handled Carolina more proficiently than the Rams did.


Down 6, with like 1:30 to go, they have 4th and a foot, inside TB's 2 yard line. They line up with Cam in shotgun, and then he walks up to the line and over to the TE like he's audibling, and they direct snap it to McCaffery in shotgun, who tries to go outside and get around the edge. Stuffed.

They needed one foot.

If I had Cam Newton as my QB, I would run a sneak there, 100 times out of 100 attempts. There would not EVER be a debate in my head. 100 out of 100.
 

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dude's bigger than most linebackers, and they have a foot and a half to go, and they run some gay direct snap trick play, wherein McCaffery takes it from shotgun!?!


One of the worst calls ever, Rivera. Just dogshit.

IMO, Cam is not anywhere near 100%, but hey, those carries are starting to catch up to him, I don't care how big you are, that pounding hurts after a while... he'll probably never be 100% again.

The last play call for CAR...agreed.

It's easy to be a Friday morning QB, but damn, they've been keying on McCaffery all night...why not run a RPO with McCaffery AND another outlet? Even if they never intended to run him, he would've drawn the DEF.
 

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Seems like a large segment of the male black community are homophobic homosexuals. They all hate the gays but spend waaaay too much time "picking out their outfits" lol. I estimate at least 80% of all black males are self-loathing homosexuals. The NFL Draft Fashion Show is proof enough for me to come to this offensive conclusion.
 

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Down 6, with like 1:30 to go, they have 4th and a foot, inside TB's 2 yard line. They line up with Cam in shotgun, and then he walks up to the line and over to the TE like he's audibling, and they direct snap it to McCaffery in shotgun, who tries to go outside and get around the edge. Stuffed.

They needed one foot.

If I had Cam Newton as my QB, I would run a sneak there, 100 times out of 100 attempts. There would not EVER be a debate in my head. 100 out of 100.
Sounds like the ending to a recent superbowl that I don't really want to re-live again. Belichick = GOAT.
 

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dude's bigger than most linebackers, and they have a foot and a half to go, and they run some gay direct snap trick play, wherein McCaffery takes it from shotgun!?!


One of the worst calls ever, Rivera. Just dogshit.
Yeah it seems like for the last few years they keep trying to do less of him running to "save" him or something and it never works. Being that size and being able to run is really his main asset. It's certainly not his passing accuracy. He has a couple good receivers now too.
 

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IMO, Cam is not anywhere near 100%, but hey, those carries are starting to catch up to him, I don't care how big you are, that pounding hurts after a while... he'll probably never be 100% again.

The last play call for CAR...agreed.

It's easy to be a Friday morning QB, but damn, they've been keying on McCaffery all night...why not run a RPO with McCaffery AND another outlet? Even if they never intended to run him, he would've drawn the DEF.


Nobody's getting killed on a sneak. Dude is a monster. If he can't inch himself forward a foot and fall, he should fucking retire and go play shuffleboard with his gay friends.
 

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Seems like a large segment of the male black community are homophobic homosexuals. They all hate the gays but spend waaaay too much time "picking out their outfits" lol. I estimate at least 80% of all black males are self-loathing homosexuals. The NFL Draft Fashion Show is proof enough for me to come to this offensive conclusion.
I saw Richard Sherman on TV shortly after the SB win over the Broncos. t-shirt, jeans, hightop tennies untied. Talked clear English. No ghetto. That's when he became my favorite player. Couldn't stand the braggert fuck before that.
 

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He can dress how he wants, and it's all fun and games if your winning. However, the Panthers are 0-2. Time to get serious and concentrate on your game rather than your wardrobe and swag factor.
 

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Cam Newton will be saying YES TO THE DRESS in 3-2-1...
 
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