Breaking news : Marlins Jose Fernandez killed Saturday night

[Danny Noonan]

That is so fucking fast for a boat it's not even funny.

Dumb fucks, all of them.

alcohol, drugs will do that for you sadly.. Tragic outcome.. He was one hell of a player.. Could have been one of the games best if not for this

 

[broncosmitty]

alcohol, drugs will do that for you sadly.. Tragic outcome.. He was one hell of a player.. Could have been one of the games best if not for this

Member that time you went raw dog on Maggie and knocked 'er up?

 

[Danny Noonan]

Member that time you went raw dog on Maggie and knocked 'er up?

huh?

 

[broncosmitty]

huh?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

alcohol, drugs will do that for you sadly.. Tragic outcome.. He was one hell of a player.. Could have been one of the games best if not for this

Can't just blame the alcohol and drugs. You gotta be a dumb fuck to boot.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Member that time you went raw dog on Maggie and knocked 'er up?

Ha! Fuckin' raw dog.

 

[Danny Noonan]

Can't just blame the alcohol and drugs. You gotta be a dumb fuck to boot.

Oh absolutely... He did it to himself (using the drugs that is)

 

[Danny Noonan]

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Sorry... Thought you meant a poster on here...

I'll be honest... She wasn't that great.... But she does swallow!

 

[obxyankeefan]

huh?

Ever seen a naked man?
Ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh absolutely... He did it to himself (using the drugs that is)

Exactly. Drugs and alcohol make dumb fucks extra dummy.

 

[Danny Noonan]

Exactly. Drugs and alcohol make dumb fucks extra dummy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

"I'm not dumb! I'm just a super-fast speedboat racer. When I'm filled to the brim with booze and yayo. In the ocean. At night."

 

[Danny Noonan]

"I'm not dumb! I'm just a super-fast speedboat racer. When I'm filled to the brim with booze and yayo. In the ocean. At night."

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Is that Zach Galifianakis?

Dude thinks he's like Mario Andretti during the day. Be more like Mario Van Peebles at nighttime.

 

[broncosmitty]

 

[williewilliejuan]

Exactly. Drugs and alcohol make dumb fucks extra dummy.

And extra fucky

 

[calsnowskier]

Sorry... Thought you meant a poster on here...

I'll be honest... She wasn't that great.... But she does swallow!

And that accent...

Kowabunga!

 

[broncosmitty]

And that accent...

Kowabunga!

Tanks fer nuttin'!

 

[Danny Noonan]

And that accent...

Kowabunga!

Why do you think I banged her?

 

[Omar 382]

"I'm not dumb! I'm just a super-fast speedboat racer. When I'm filled to the brim with booze and yayo. In the ocean. At night."

Stupid fuck. I once had sympathy towards the death of a man I've always hated since I became aware of his lame existence on this earth. Now I have none.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I just drank three bottles of Robotussin mixed with crushed up Ativan and am going flying in my private jet through the Appalachian Mountains during turbulent wind hours. See, I do it responsibly with legal drugs and such...