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Are All Michigan Fans Retarded?

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That wasn't an Alabama site I linked.

And there are more than 1000 engineering programs in the country.

Yeah. If you want to count every community college, online college, private college, etc. Bama is in the top 10%. If you want to count comparable 4 year public universities -- they are mediocre.

It'd be like Eastern Michigan saying they have a top 5% football program because there are 1000+ football programs.
 

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Yeah. If you want to count every community college, online college, private college, etc. Bama is in the top 10%. If you want to count comparable 4 year public universities -- they are mediocre.

It'd be like Eastern Michigan saying they have a top 5% football program because there are 1000+ football programs.
So you're saying Michigan State isn't a top 10% football team?
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Yeah. If you want to count every community college, online college, private college, etc. Bama is in the top 10%. If you want to count comparable 4 year public universities -- they are mediocre.

It'd be like Eastern Michigan saying they have a top 5% football program because there are 1000+ football programs.

Yeah, because learning math is based on physical skill.

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I was going to learn how to add 2+2, but then the other program came in and showed me they can add it better!

Can't make this shit up.
 

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I was going to learn how to add 2+2, but then the other program came in and showed me they can add it better!

Can't make this shit up.
So I guess Michigan should quit playing football since other teams do it better.
 

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*Not in the top 100 universities in the US in any category touted.

Competitive academics!

I guess we'll start using our fat guys to protect the chalkboard.
 

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Are you even going to mix the google image result order on your extremely played out images?
 

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Are you even going to mix the google image result order on your extremely played out images?
Focusing on the oldest stuff is kind of a Michigan thing. They pimp out their wins from the 19th century all the time.
 

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Maybe that's why they can't have 9 conference games. The counting can be hard.

I'm curious: What rank is required before people learn to count?

24-7, can you count that?
 
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So, it's okay for you to quote those "bullsh*t statistics, eh. Now that's HYPOCRISY.

I was merely showing that yes, they do indeed teach the required courses in Alabama - which was apparently something you didn't believe was possible.

I'm guessing those parents didn't graduate from an Alabama university.

^

This apparently means you needed to tell me what Michigan ranked.
 

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I was merely showing that yes, they do indeed teach the required courses in Alabama - which was apparently something you didn't believe was possible.



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This apparently means you needed to tell me what Michigan ranked.

You're so triggered you're not even making sense. I didn't say anything about "required courses."
 
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