An important message for College Football

[Used 2 B Hu]

The following is a public service announcement for the college football playoffs:

Burn to the ground, motherfucker!!

Chaos, chaos everywhere! Pandemonium in the streets of South Bend, coaching staffs' assess warmed from Iowa City to Norman, couches unburnt in Morgantown!

Fuck all undefeateds! Anally violate all teams with one loss (except Bailorr)! Go all "Super Creepy Rob Lowe" on any 2-loss SEC teams! Uh...Sexually harass Marshall!

This has been a public service announcement.

 

[Ironbreaker]

lol...

 

[KnightAndDay]

lolwut

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Someones having fun with his footballz today.

carryon...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Someones having fun with his footballz today.

carryon...

 

[ralphiewvu]

You are a comic genius. Well done sir

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

You are a comic genius. Well done sir

Indeed.

 

[HammerDown]

"Wanted: Couch. Any condition for unspecified purposes." - ads on Morgantown Craigslist right now

 

[rolltide14_0]

Woot!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Special news bulletin:

Football continues to burn all over the country tonight...suspicious blazes have been reported in southeastern Alabama/southwestern Georgia

 

[Wild Turkey]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire......