AL East Thread

[DirtDirtDirt]

Billy McKinley with a huge night for Toronto

I'll do the Happ and Lynn trades again today, but damn, Billy and Austin would be everyday guys for us now

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Need a tissue?

Yep. I’m gonna jerk off into it and stuff it in your ear.

 

[cerealboi]

Dominated by Justin Bieber and Milky Cabrera. I guess on the bright side, better to get the wake up call now than in October.

 

[cerealboi]

The marlins are so freaking bad.

Really difficult to have the winning run on third with no outs twice and not score either time. Of course Jeter probably all too happy to help his former team.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Dominated by Justin Bieber and Milky Cabrera. I guess on the bright side, better to get the wake up call now than in October.

Oh, you’ll get it then too.

Red Sox only have the record they do because they play in that shitbag division.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Oh, you’ll get it then too.

Red Sox only have the record they do because they play in that shitbag division.

Lmao

 

[nynasty]

Wow. Walk off winning run on 3rd twice with less than 2 out and the Yanks won?

Perhaps the worm is turning. Still need Judge and Sanchez back yesterday.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Wow. Walk off winning run on 3rd twice with less than 2 out and the Yanks won?

Perhaps the worm is turning. Still need Judge and Sanchez back yesterday.

Thank god I went to bed, I would have tossed all my TVs out the window last night

 

[nynasty]

Thank god I went to bed, I would have tossed all my TVs out the window last night

I feel bad for Donnie. He looks f*cking weird as shit in that uni.

And what's with the #8? Is there some Marlin luminary I'm unaware of that has staked a claim to #23?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I feel bad for Donnie. He looks f*cking weird as shit in that uni.

And what's with the #8? Is there some Marlin luminary I'm unaware of that has staked a claim to #23?

Strange, was he 23 with LA?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Nasty

Can you tell Cereal 7 in the loss column, don't start up those duckboats just yet

Thanks
Dirt

 

[black francis]

Oh, you’ll get it then too.

Red Sox only have the record they do because they play in that shitbag division.

Word.

Baltimore sucks, as usual

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Word.

Baltimore sucks, as usual

Exactly.

Toronto sucks worse than some asshole serving you ham and calling it bacon.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Exactly.

Toronto sucks worse than some asshole serving you ham and calling it bacon.

Indians clinched in June

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Indians clinched in June

That's because they're bad mother fuckers.

Did you see them put the stones to the Red Sox in their own house again last night?

 

[black francis]

come home, dirt

we miss you

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

That's because they're bad mother fuckers.

Did you see them put the stones to the Red Sox in their own house again last night?

One more time please

Time for the clock to tick midnight on this Brian Johnson gal

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

One more time please

Time for the clock to tick midnight on this Brian Johnson gal

I'm pissed Sale is ducking the Tribe with this bullshit DL stint. If he were starting tonight, we'd be looking at a potential 4-game sweep tomorrow.

Come on, Sale, you meth-addled-white-hillbilly-who-listens-to-rap-looking douchetart, take your fucking medicine.

 

[nynasty]

Strange, was he 23 with LA?

No, never noticed but he was #8 there too. Must have some significance for him.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

come home, dirt

we miss you

Thanks bud, only not there cause I'm blocked at work and operating on the phone is a pain in the balls. I'll be back, just gotta figure out a better way