A night without playoff hockey is like....

[BlueandWhiteForever]

(insert witty answer here)

 

[filosofy29]

Being a Sharks fan in mid-May.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Like jerking off in front of a picture of Betty White.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Like jerking off in front of Bettie White.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Like being jerked off by Bettie White.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Like Bettie White jerking off in front of me.

 

[BF4L]

Like Betty White finger blasting in front of me

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Then my mom walks in

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Like jerking off in front of Bettie White.

Like being jerked off by Bettie White.

Got me Bizz, you fucker !!

Rep my friend !!

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Then my grandma wants to serve us fried chicken rolled in Raisin Bran.

<true story>

And Bettie White loves it.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Then Bettie White pulls out 8 1 gallon tubs of chocolate pudding and a tarp

 

[BF4L]

Bizzle has lost his mind..

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

A "Hello Kitty"tarp she stole from unsuspecting and rather glass jawed Japanese girls on holiday

 

[BF4L]

A "Hello Kitty"tarp she stloe from unsuspecting and rather glass jawed Japanese girls on holiday

Not even sure what to say to that.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Why the hell they took a tarp on holiday, who the fuck lnows. Japanese girls are crazy.

Hot.

And crazy.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

But I digress...

 

[BF4L]

Why the hell they took a tarp on holiday, who the fuck lnows. Japanese girls are crazy.

Hot.

And crazy.

Now I am getting worried...for you that is

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Like having Betty Whites mother jerk you off in front of her?

Edit: is it Betty or Bettie?

 

[RangersReds03]

I don't think this is the direction BlueandWhite thought this thread would go

 

[BF4L]

Like having Betty Whites mother jerk you off in front of her?

Edit: is it Betty or Bettie?

Now you are taking it to just another entire step. I am sorta scared