MLB Daily Thread: 6.18.15 Indians lose 17-0 on Browns day, another Sox loss and more baseball related banter

[Rock Strongo]

Rock lives in a black and white world of absolutes:

Science good, religion bad
New England sports teams, all other sports teams
a chick is do-able, or she's a man

i tend to go with absolutes a lot of times.

numbers and data vs "porobably"

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Seventeen runs. Dios mio. That's gonna skew their run differential a bit...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

i tend to go with absolutes a lot of times.

numbers and data vs "porobably"

I'm not a big fan of porobably, either

 

[Rock Strongo]

I'm not a big fan of porobably, either

i already posted the definition of "dick".

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

i already posted the definition of "dick".

Schlong - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Mazel Tov!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

i already posted the definition of "dick".

tee hee hee!

 

[romeo212000]

Must C: Gallo's shot off Kershaw | texasrangers.com

Gallo didn't quite get all of this one.

 

[cerealboi]

Whether ortiz or Napoli realized it, the signing of HanRam and Panda is essentially going to be their tickets out of town.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Must C: Gallo's shot off Kershaw | texasrangers.com

Gallo didn't quite get all of this one.

Got-tam! I hope that boy can keep his K's down! Looks like a beast so far. I'm in a FBB league where we keep 10 MLBers and 5 Minors. If Gallo is the real deal, my team is fucking loaded.

C - Perez
1B - Freeman
3B - Frazier
OF - Harper
OF - Stanton
DH - Gallo

SP - Kershaw
SP - Bumgarner
SP - Archer
SP - Hamels

It's a deep league, too - 14 teams, 35-man rosters. Fuckin' shit up.

 

[romeo212000]

Got-tam! I hope that boy can keep his K's down! Looks like a beast so far. I'm in a FBB league where we keep 10 MLBers and 5 Minors. If Gallo is the real deal, my team is fucking loaded.

C - Perez
1B - Freeman
3B - Frazier
OF - Harper
OF - Stanton
DH - Gallo

SP - Kershaw
SP - Bumgarner
SP - Archer
SP - Hamels

It's a deep league, too - 14 teams, 35-man rosters. Fuckin' shit up.

Gallo will always strike out. That's just the way it is. But he's also always walked a lot and that will help counter it. If he can do that while hitting .260-.270 and crush 40+ bombs and drive in 100+ I'll take the strike outs.

 

[packerzrule]

wave your junk if your team is 20 games out of first

 

[obxyankeefan]

wave your junk if your team is 20 games out of first

So you're saying the Brewers have a chance

 

[obxyankeefan]

Dick | Definition of dick by Merriam-Webster

I hunt you down
I give you shot
I miss on your grave
For the sport of it

Blood rains down
From an angry sky
My cock rages on
My cock rages on

 

[Rock Strongo]

I hunt you down
I give you shot
I miss on your grave
For the sport of it

Blood rains down
From an angry sky
My cock rages on
My cock rages on

 

[obxyankeefan]

I don't know what that is. The song is from the Starz TV show Spartacus.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I don't know what that is. The song is from the Starz TV show Spartacus.

silence of the lambs

 

[obxyankeefan]

Lol I should've checked spellchecker.

The first stanza should've been

I hunt you down
I give you shit
I piss on your grave
For the sport of it

 

[packerzrule]

So you're saying the Brewers have a chance

hell yes

 

[chappee11]

What's with all the football scores lately? Hitters caught up with pitchers? Random drug screens haven't kicked in yet? Juiced Ball Theory?

Warmer weather. Or juiced baseballs.