Ongoing NHL Thread Part IV - A New Hope

[KennyBanyeah]

Look, the slash on its own is one thing, but coupled with the nut shot...

Remember how earlier this year the dopes gave Marchand (I think) a "talking to" about his "edgy play"? Wouldn't at least that be warranted to Sid right now?

Sid says he wasn't going for the nuts though. Apparently he was going for O'Reilly's dick and just missed. It's a hockey play you see every day.

 

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Sid says he wasn't going for the nuts though. Apparently he was going for O'Reilly's dick and just missed. It's a hockey play you see every day.

Foppa's was better.

 

[esls79]

Let's say the Ducks face the Oilers in the first round of the playoffs - You don't think Corey Perry and Ryan Getzlaf won't be giving McJesus the business in the hands every chance they get? Man, that series could easily get out of hand with nastiness.

Those two slugs won't be able to catch McJesus let alone slash him.

 

[forty_three]

Look, the slash on its own is one thing, but coupled with the nut shot...

Remember how earlier this year the dopes gave Marchand (I think) a "talking to" about his "edgy play"? Wouldn't at least that be warranted to Sid right now?

^^So much this. In a bubble, the slash deserved a five in game and probably no suspension. The fact that it was nothing at all AND right after the same guy gave someone a nut shot... The league has a lot to answer for here.




But I do know this, Brandon Dubinsky will be walking around with an out of control erection until April 4th. He's going to go fucking apeshit that night.

Unless Sid is "resting" due to an "Upper Body" ailment (Lily Liver). In which case, Geno will get the brunt.

 

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^^So much this. In a bubble, the slash deserved a five in game and probably no suspension. The fact that it was nothing at all AND right after the same guy gave someone a nut shot... The league has a lot to answer for here.




But I do know this, Brandon Dubinsky will be walking around with an out of control erection until April 4th. He's going to go fucking apeshit that night.

Unless Sid is "resting" due to an "Upper Body" ailment (Lily Liver). In which case, Geno will get the brunt.

We're past due for an eruption from Mt. Torts in any event.

 

[forty_three]

For Brendan Burke | The Players' Tribune

Another one knocked out of the park by the players' tribune.

 

[forty_three]

We're past due for an eruption from Mt. Torts in any event.

After Bjorkstrand went off the other night, we saw a few chunks of lava. But he regained his composure quick.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

^^So much this. In a bubble, the slash deserved a five in game and probably no suspension. The fact that it was nothing at all AND right after the same guy gave someone a nut shot... The league has a lot to answer for here.




But I do know this, Brandon Dubinsky will be walking around with an out of control erection until April 4th. He's going to go fucking apeshit that night.

Unless Sid is "resting" due to an "Upper Body" ailment (Lily Liver). In which case, Geno will get the brunt.

LOL.

I hope he unleashes some sweet karma on bitch boy Crosby.

 

[forty_three]

LOL.

I hope he unleashes some sweet karma on bitch boy Crosby.

I imagine he's been practicing hand slashes all day.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

So if Ottawa wins in Montreal on Saturday they take over first place in the Atlantic. If they were to hold on it would likely mean a Montreal - Toronto first round matchup.

That would be the first time they met in the postseason in 38 years. Some potentially nice matchups this spring.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So if Ottawa wins in Montreal on Saturday they take over first place in the Atlantic. If they were to hold on it would likely mean a Montreal - Toronto first round matchup.

That would be the first time they met in the postseason in 38 years. Some potentially nice matchups this spring.

The Habs, I hate to say, have owned the Leafs the last few years. Owned as in the Leafs haven't won in 14 matchups.

Please no.

 

[elocomotive]

Due to the reckless behavior of one Sidney Crosby this week, I regret to inform Penguins' fans that I no longer hold their team in the highest regard and may even have to disparage them from time-to-time in the coming hockey playoffs.

Regretfully,
elocomotive

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Due to the reckless behavior of one Sidney Crosby this week, I regret to inform Penguins' fans that I no longer hold their team in the highest regard and may even have to disparage them from time-to-time in the coming hockey playoffs.

Regretfully,
elocomotive

I wholeheartedly endorse this statement.

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[esls79]

For all the degenerates out there, the Ducks are a huge favorite tonight against the Jets. Jets are on a b2b and from what I understand their blue line is decimated as emergency call ups are required.

I'd bet the in laws sod farm on this one

 

[tducey]

A Habs/Leafs 1st round series would be awesome. What would be more awesome is an Ottawa division title.

 

[forty_three]

40th hug of the season.

 

[Comeds]

Good luck tonight @KennyBanyeah !


(Worked for me last week)

 

[Comeds]

Odd thing is the Senators have outplayed the Habs.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Well that was a nightmare.

 

[dash]

Hockey is a funny game - The last three goals in St. Louis went in off Blues skates (one in the Flames net, two in the Blues net)