Best pick-up lines that you have used?

[8085sooner]

You go up to the prettiest girl and ask her to take a pic of you and your group.

 

[douggie]

I have a puppy, and he likes to watch me fuck.

 

[WestEndVol]

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see."

 

[TheDayMan]

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Wanna fuck?

Hi I played for Ohio state in the fiesta bowl


Or is that how not to score

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

"All of your friends look like shit next to you and who do you hate at work?"

Rinse & Repeat

 

[Gooch1034]

"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

 

[Gooch1034]

"Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"

 

[Innermind]

"I'll just bring along my sleeping bag for tonight, and then I'll tell you all about Ann Arbor."

 

[HuskerinBig10]

So long ago, I don't remember. Probably involved a lot of begging, pleading, stalking, etc.

 

[The Crimson King]

Bama and troy? Have all yall been tested for posting here?

 

[The Crimson King]

You go up to the prettiest girl and ask her to take a pic of you and your group.

False. You and the rest of your fat Oklahoma friends talk to the lower tier girls and leave the hot one out to dry. Everybody wins.
Simple game theory

 

[Taddy Mason]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[jon2tanman]

Get in the van.

 

[tnapucco]

Hi.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Pfft...all y'all losers and your "lines."

I just sit there and wait for all the gals to snuggle up to me. Eventually, I have to fend some of them off with a pointy stick...usually the skinny ones are the easiest to dislodge in this fashion

 

[JuiceTheGator]

And you would be incorrect on both.

 

[blazer prophet]

Pfft...all y'all losers and your "lines."

I just sit there and wait for all the gals to snuggle up to me. Eventually, I have to fend some of them off with a pointy stick...usually the skinny ones are the easiest to dislodge in this fashion

You must be one lonely dude.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

You must be one lonely dude.

Yes, its lonely at the top

 

[tabascojet]

Yes, its lonely at the top

psst, everyone knows youre a bottom......