BREAKING NEWS: Urban Meyer Rushed to Hospital

[SwampHumpy]

https://twitter.com/DaPatBrennan/statuses/409561084773691392

Now THIS is an avie picture!

 

[SwampHumpy]

There’s a lot of butthurt in this thread, and comments from tOSU fans that they are being gracious in defeat. I will agree that the majority of their posters are in fact being good losers.

With that being said however, this thread isn’t about their team. It’s about their coach. And there are many of us that are completely reveling in his defeat. To see that “near heart attack” pale look on his face, his press conference where he couldn’t look at the camera one time, is manna from heaven. I’ve made my opinion clear about this piece of shit numerous times in various threads over the past couple of years. Just imagine if tOSU actually played a real schedule, he’d be hospitalized half the season for sure.

But enjoy him, while you can anyway. He’ll be gone in a short enough period of time to the next green pasture. Maybe when you get two or three losses next season. His heart is really weak. So is his black little soul.

 

[ToolmyDread]

LM@O at Ohio Taint... Hajajahahahahahahaha well deserved for their delusional fans and dirt bag coach. Can't stop laughing at them and seeing Urban's face haahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaja

 

[ToolmyDread]

Lol At Team Mookie

 

[TigerBait1971]

lulz

 

[cwerph]

There’s a lot of butthurt in this thread, and comments from tOSU fans that they are being gracious in defeat. I will agree that the majority of their posters are in fact being good losers.

With that being said however, this thread isn’t about their team. It’s about their coach. And there are many of us that are completely reveling in his defeat. To see that “near heart attack” pale look on his face, his press conference where he couldn’t look at the camera one time, is manna from heaven. I’ve made my opinion clear about this piece of shit numerous times in various threads over the past couple of years. Just imagine if tOSU actually played a real schedule, he’d be hospitalized half the season for sure.

But enjoy him, while you can anyway. He’ll be gone in a short enough period of time to the next green pasture. Maybe when you get two or three losses next season. His heart is really weak. So is his black little soul.

I agree, but why are you so butthurt?

 

[FSUmanager]

Damn this thing is still going. Carry on.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

Shocking. The only original thing about this thread is it was started by someone with no CFB knowledge.

Great game by Sparty.

SOX, even though you lost the avatar bet, it is a good one.

 

[SwampHumpy]

I agree, but why are you so butthurt?

I don’t like the man. Like I said, there are several very rational and decent tOSU fans on this board. That’s not my issue. It’s Urban. He fucked my school over on his way out and he did it over a 2 year, nail-pulling tortuous fashion that gutted a dominate program. He’s a total fuckhead that deserves to be outed whenever the opportunity arises. So yeah, call it butthurt if you want. But this isn’t a UF vs tOSU thing ( uh, we got that part pretty well established don’t we? ).

Like I’ve said numerous times, just wait tOSU fans. He’s gonna fuck you over exactly the same way he did us. We’ll leave a light on for you in the “Fuck You Urban Meyer” Fan club...

 

[tideguy]

Lol at this whole thread!

 

[Sox33OSU]

Are you Florida crybabies ever gonna just get over it and move on? Your conspiracy theories about Urban are tired and stale. Even if Meyer retired in 20 minutes, OSU fans wouldn't be as pathetic as ya'll are. Jesus, give it a rest and move on with your lives.

 

[Sox33OSU]

SOX, even though you lost the avatar bet, it is a good one.

I have no qualms. Samurai's love of boobs certainly has worked in my favor.

 

[FSUmanager]

Are you Florida crybabies ever gonna just get over it and move on? Your conspiracy theories about Urban are tired and stale. Even if Meyer retired in 20 minutes, OSU fans wouldn't be as pathetic as ya'll are. Jesus, give it a rest and move on with your lives.

Sorry Sox, but there are no conspiracy theories about how Urban handled his last year at UF and the excuses he gave. Those are historical facts. He did not have nor does h have a heart problem. He had GERD which is a reflux disease. Take some Zantac for Christ's sake and move on. Then wanting to spend time with his family only to start traveling and working for ESPN two months later.


I will say this though. Urban is very sore loser. Look up how he acted when he lot to Jimbo and FSU, both times to Bama, and to Ole Miss. He is not a gracious loser by any means.

 

[Sox33OSU]

Sorry Sox, but there are no conspiracy theories about how Urban handled his last year at UF and the excuses he gave. Those are historical facts. He did not have nor does h have a heart problem. He had GERD which is a reflux disease. Take some Zantac for Christ's sake and move on. Then wanting to spend time with his family only to start traveling and working for ESPN two months later.


I will say this though. Urban is very sore loser. Look up how he acted when he lot to Jimbo and FSU, both times to Bama, and to Ole Miss. He is not a gracious loser by any means.

Jesus dude, this isn't even close to what I meant. I've heard you go on and on about the GERD or whatever. I've never said I think it was because of heart issues, I've given my opinions on why he left Florida.

My point is the poor UF babies who keep saying their nonsense about "He's gonna leave you too! Just watch! He's gonna leave you for someone else just like he did to us!" He left Florida to come to OSU, plain and simple.

 

[FSUmanager]

Jesus dude, this isn't even close to what I meant. I've heard you go on and on about the GERD or whatever. I've never said I think it was because of heart issues, I've given my opinions on why he left Florida.

My point is the poor UF babies who keep saying their nonsense about "He's gonna leave you too! Just watch! He's gonna leave you for someone else just like he did to us!" He left Florida to come to OSU, plain and simple.

The heart issues is what URBAN used the 1st time he quit UF. Only using his own words. And it was released that he only had GERD. I am not allowed to used what HE stated as the reasons for leaving? Gotcha.

Now you are guessing at best and worst that he left UF to go to OSU. That job was not even open when he quit twice.

 

[TonyTheGator]

Jesus dude, this isn't even close to what I meant. I've heard you go on and on about the GERD or whatever. I've never said I think it was because of heart issues, I've given my opinions on why he left Florida.

My point is the poor UF babies who keep saying their nonsense about "He's gonna leave you too! Just watch! He's gonna leave you for someone else just like he did to us!" He left Florida to come to OSU, plain and simple.

Dude, open your eyes! Did you see the presser after the game? It tells you all you need to know about the sore loser. All he cares about is himself. A "real" coach would have sat up and proudly talked about his team, and the accomplishments they have made, instead of sulking about the loss. Bottom line is............."When the going gets tough, Urbie gets going."

 

[Sox33OSU]

Dude, open your eyes! Did you see the presser after the game? It tells you all you need to know about the sore loser. All he cares about is himself. A "real" coach would have sat up and proudly talked about his team, and the accomplishments they have made, instead of sulking about the loss. Bottom line is............."When the going gets tough, Urbie gets going."

Tell me your sob story one more time Tony. How was it? Oh, he left your second rate school and you're still oh so sad about it.

 

[Sox33OSU]

The heart issues is what URBAN used the 1st time he quit UF. Only using his own words. And it was released that he only had GERD. I am not allowed to used what HE stated as the reasons for leaving? Gotcha.

Now you are guessing at best and worst that he left UF to go to OSU. That job was not even open when he quit twice.

Like I said, once again, this isn't even what I was talking about. I know, you're a GERD expert. You've made it perfectly clear. For the last time, this isn't about him leaving Florida. I'm talking about their infatuation with him and how they're sure he's going to leave OSU for some reason.

 

[FSUmanager]

Like I said, once again, this isn't even what I was talking about. I know, you're a GERD expert. You've made it perfectly clear. For the last time, this isn't about him leaving Florida. I'm talking about their infatuation with him and how they're sure he's going to leave OSU for some reason.

Well his coaching past kind of shows that. Leaves BGSU after two years once his QB is gone. Utah 4 yrs after his QB is gone. UF after his QB is gone. If you cannot see the reason for their statements that is cool.

Funny that you try to attack me "GERD expert" even though I am using his own fucking words. He never gave them the real reason as to why he left. Just lame ass excuses. Had he stepped up and said I am leaving because I want to take the possible opening at OSU he would not get flack from anyone. Instead he weaseled his way out of UF.

 

[TonyTheGator]

Tell me your sob story one more time Tony. How was it? Oh, he left your second rate school and you're still oh so sad about it.

I would expect for you to defend him, as you are much like he is. He started losing at Florida and he quit, just like you quit the Pick-ems contest when you started losing. Two peas in a pod.