BREAKING NEWS: Urban Meyer Rushed to Hospital

[HammerDown]

Some sort of health problems.

 

[HammerDown]

He might be forced to quit.

Again.

 

[The Geico Gecko]

Damn for real?

 

[cwerph]

This thread is proof positive that horses' asses outnumber horses.

Congrats.

 

[TheRedPlectrum]

I'll admit, I chuckled.

 

[The Geico Gecko]

Never mind I see what you did there

 

[Team Mookie]

Yeah, I heard he broke his dick off in you're wife's ass.

 

[romeo212000]

Lol at butt hurt Ohio state fans and their negs.

 

[HammerDown]

Dear President Alutto,

How are you? I’ve been better. Lately, as of this evening specifically, I’ve been feeling some serious medical problems coming on. I don’t know what it is, but I feel really stressed out and need to spend some “quality time” with my family. Maybe that will help. I think it’s my heart. This could be the big one.

Anyway, I won’t be in to work on Monday. Hell, I probably won’t make it in for the rest of this month if you want to know the truth. In fact, I’ll give you a call in a few weeks and kind of see where my “health” is at that time. I may need to take an extended leave.

Sincerely,

Urban Meyer
Head Football Coach

It must be for realz!

 

[Malibu]

Wow how original

 

[HammerDown]

Here's a gif of what happened. Grainy, but you get the picture.

It appears to be serious. One might even call it "the big one!"

 

[Sox33OSU]

Shocking. The only original thing about this thread is it was started by someone with no CFB knowledge.

Great game by Sparty.

 

[Steelboy84]

you're wife

:rollseyes:

 

[romeo212000]

BucksfaninGa if you're going to run around negging everybody because you're a butt hurt little bitch you might as well post something.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Guy sure l@@ked sic all during the 2nd halfer...:target:

 

[Wazmankg]

lol

 

[Rather Be Fishin']

The Butt Hurt is think in here.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Yeah, I heard he broke his dick off in you're wife's ass.

 

[Bamabino]

 

[HammerDown]

If anyone needs a new avatar.