Your Best Aaron Hernandez Jokes?

[Sam Sportboy]

So, I wonder how many points inmates will get everytime they visit AH's endzone? Or would that be his rearendzone?

 

[RobToxin]

I think Snickers is missing out on a great opportunity.

I can see the commercial now.

Aaron Hernandez standing in front of the judge.

"Not going anywhere for a while?"

 

[BOTSLAYER]

Or he turns into a psycho when he is hungry

 

[Sam Sportboy]

I think Snickers is missing out on a great opportunity.

I can see the commercial now.

Aaron Hernandez standing in front of the judge.

"Not going anywhere for a while?"

Dude, you are onto something here. What about the other Snicker's commercial's where they start out as a celeb and turn back into themselves. Like AH is standing over a dude about ready to shoot him, his buddy says "Take it easy Tim, don't be such an asshole. Here, take a bit of this Snickers bar". Dude takes a bite and turns back into Tim". Maybe had the guys with AH had a Snickers bar dude woud still be alive.

 

[RobToxin]

Snickers. The official candy of arrested NFL players.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Snickers. The official candy of arrested NFL players.

Snickers save lives.....

 

[Thruthefog]

Snickers save lives.....

How about 'Don't end up on death row, switch to DirecTV'.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

How about 'Don't end up on death row, switch to DirecTV'.

Nice....................
Sometimes when you are a thug with a lot of money you get bored.
When you get bored, you go to bars with your friends.
When you go to bars with your friends, you get into arguments.
When you get into arguments, you get pissed. Really pissed.
When you get pissed you follow people you argue with and bring your friends. Then you kill them.
When you kill people with your friends, and you are a thug, and you have money you get paranoid.
When you get paranoid, you kill your friends.
Don't kill your friends get DirecTV.

 

[OregonDucks]

Knock Knock

Whos there?

Aaron Hernandez

Aaron Hernandez who?

Alright good, you're on the jury.

 

[sjballer03]

"Did you hear Aaron Hernandez wanted to be traded to the niners? He wanted to run the pistol offense."

 

[HammerDown]

Where are you guys hearing all these Aaron Hernandez jokes?

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Where are you guys hearing all these Aaron Hernandez jokes?

Honestly I made mine up............maybe that's why they are so lame............was wondering where Willwhite got the video game quote from though.........that shit is funny.

 

[Shanemansj13]

 

[Thruthefog]

Where are you guys hearing all these Aaron Hernandez jokes?

It's like hammer forgot where he is.

 

[RobToxin]

Minority groups in the NFL, from largest to smallest:
1) Latinos
2) Asians
3) Gays
4) Never been arrested

 

[BOTSLAYER]

all of the jokes in here are hilarious and brutal.

 

[BusSport]

Now that's what I call a late hit. -referee

Bro, you cover up murders about as well as I throw passes! -Tim Tebow

If I had a son, he'd look like Odin Lloyd. -Barack Obama

 

[RobToxin]

 

[Midnightangel]

Announcer: "Hey, Aaron Hernandez - you just signed a 37M dollar contract with the Patriots. What are you going to do next?"

Aaron: "Pop a cap in someone's arse".


Cue music: "When you wish upon a star......makes no difference who you are......"

 

[Fort Worth dominance]

lets call him the nightclub closer. I don't know how to joke about this as this hernandez guy possibly is linked to several other shootings. the guy is a serial killer.