Your Best Aaron Hernandez Jokes?

[SEC Official]

So how long until he gets his shit pushed in?

 

[OregonDucks]

Aaron Hernandez has associated excitement with grave digging.

 

[RobToxin]

 

[wilwhite]

Man, I thought Hernandez was bad...

16-year-old explains shooting 59 at Pinehurst

 

[OregonDucks]

 

[SEC Official]

That shit is wrong.. but funny as hell and true!

 

[RobToxin]

 

[BOTSLAYER]

Man, I thought Hernandez was bad...

16-year-old explains shooting 59 at Pinehurst

I was really worried at first forgetting Pinehurst is not a US city but rather a golf resort.

 

[cwalke3408]

Aaron Hernandez has associated excitement with grave digging.

LOL

I guess there was more signs we miss.

 

[RobBase]

All of a sudden Aaron Hernandez is trying to get his case moved to Florida to get a better shake.

 

[Freshlikeproduce]

Just got my aaron hernandez tee in the mail haha what do you guys think?

here is the link if anyone else wants one
Aaron Hernandez Murder

 

[BOTSLAYER]

All of a sudden Aaron Hernandez is trying to get his case moved to Florida to get a better shake.

We know how they treat caucasions and african americans, it will be interesting to see how latinos shake out.

My guess is some where closer to african americans...he might want to stay in Boston.

 

[BusSport]

Aaron Hernandez tried to flee in a slow white Bronco...
...wait, Aaron Hernandez was trying to flee in Peyton Manning?!?

Looks like even Aaron Hernandez is a more accurate gunslinger than Tim Tebow; Hernandez's shots actually hit the target.

Title of Aaron Hernandez's new book: How to Leave as Much Evidence as Possible When Committing Murder

Tim Tebow once tried to perform an exorcism on Aaron Hernandez.

Muscle Milk pulled Aaron Hernandez's endorsement, but there will still be lots of liquid protein waiting for him in prison.

 

[RobBase]

The only white Bronco trying to escape New England was Wes Welker.

 

[David_son]

 

[David_son]

 

[David_son]

 

[BusSport]

Posting something somebody said on another thread cuz I cracked up when I read it:

Finally, America will get the white-Hispanic who killed a black dude guilty verdict they want so badly. Well played AH!

 

[BusSport]

Found this image macro on the Internet:

 

[Black Adam]

don't know if these have been put up yet...



aaron hernandez post
Now that Aaron Hernandez is a superstar on Twitter, Deadspin, ESPN, and every other media outlet, I think it’s time we made some jokes about this situation. Let’s just face it: He probably did it. So let’s make some jokes about it!

Joke 1: It’s really too bad Tim Tebow wasn’t playing for the Patriots last year. He could have showed Hernandez how to not execute anything.

Joke 2: When reached for comment, New England’s Head Coach Bill Belichick said, “I teach all my players the importance of destroying the video tapes.”

Joke 3: Okay, wait. I really wanted to do a “tight end/wide receiver” buttsex joke here, but it’s just too easy. Think of this joke like a choose your own adventure novel. Use the keywords “prison” and “cell mate” where you see fit.

Joke 4: Remember when Rob Gronkowski looked like an idiot?

Joke 5: “Hernandez? Doesn’t even sound American to me. I demand to see his birth certificate!” – Donald Trump

Joke 6: Hernandez isn’t only being investigated for one murder–he’s also being investigated for a two other murders in 2012. So it’s true what Pringles says, “Once you pop, you can’t stop!”

Joke 7: All this murder talk about the Patriots is really going to kill Skip Bayless’ “Teboner.”