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Your Best Aaron Hernandez Jokes?

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Aaron Hernandez just got arrested. And the best way to deal with misery? Laugh at it! :lol:

1. Everyone in prison loves a good tight end.

2. Ray-Ray, what was your lawyer's number, again? C'mon, help an NFL brother out! -Aaron Hernandez

3. Are you sure his victim isn't imaginary? -Manti Te'o

4. In prison, having great hands isn't necessarily a good thing...

5. ...well, at least he has foot speed.

6. The circus beat me to town! -Tim Tebow

7. Did they take Brady's Uggs as evidence?

8. I can still play fantasy football in prison, right? -Aaron Hernandez

9. Lennay Kekua did it! -Manti Te'o

10. Picture in your head Tim Tebow leaning back on his big chair, stroking a white cat, and laughing maniacally like Dr. Evil. Now you know what really happened.

11. Thug life 4ever! -Aaron Hernandez and his new tattoo

12. From all the sex you want... to all the sex you don't.

13. From red shirt... to orange jumpsuit.

14. From number 81 to prisoner number 8162595.

15. What has this country come to, that you can get arrested for trashing your own stuff?

16. They arrest you for murder? Since when? -Ray Lewis

17. The Patriots are releasing him because they have their own surveillance footage.

18. Sorry for being such a distraction, guys. -Tim Tebow

19. Soon he'll be a loose end instead of a tight end.

20. We're not like that uncaring, heartless Patriots organization. We stand behind and fully support our murderers. -Baltimore Ravens

21. He lost his job --- and now the government is taking care of him? What kind of welfare state are we living in?!?!
 

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15 years for unnecessary roughness.
 

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19. Went in a tight end coming out a wide receiver.
 

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"Nobody shares our playbook. Wait, that wasn't Brandon Lloyd? Oops."
 

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In prison, there will be no flags for:

1. Holding
2. Unnecessary Roughness
3. Offsides / "Encrotchment"
4. Backfield in motion
5. Illegal hit to the "head"
6. False start
7. Delay of game
8. Pass interference (although, don't interfere with the wrong dude)
9. Piling on
10. Roughing the passer (or passee)
11. Too many mens on the field.
 

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Aaron Hernandez just got arrested. And the best way to deal with misery? Laugh at it! :lol:

1. Everyone in prison loves a good tight end.

2. Ray-Ray, what was your lawyer's number, again? C'mon, help an NFL brother out! -Aaron Hernandez

3. Are you sure his victim isn't imaginary? -Manti Te'o

4. In prison, having great hands isn't necessarily a good thing...

5. ...well, at least he has foot speed.

6. The circus beat me to town! -Tim Tebow

7. Did they take Brady's Uggs as evidence?

8. I can still play fantasy football in prison, right? -Aaron Hernandez

9. Lennay Kekua did it! -Manti Te'o

10. Picture in your head Tim Tebow leaning back on his big chair, stroking a white cat, and laughing maniacally like Dr. Evil. Now you know what really happened.

11. Thug life 4ever! -Aaron Hernandez and his new tattoo

12. From all the sex you want... to all the sex you don't.

13. From red shirt... to orange jumpsuit.

14. From number 81 to prisoner number 8162595.

15. What has this country come to, that you can get arrested for trashing your own stuff?

16. They arrest you for murder? Since when? -Ray Lewis

17. The Patriots are releasing him because they have their own surveillance footage.

18. Sorry for being such a distraction, guys. -Tim Tebow

19. Soon he'll be a loose end instead of a tight end.

20. We're not like that uncaring, heartless Patriots organization. We stand behind and fully support our murderers. -Baltimore Ravens

21. He lost his job --- and now the government is taking care of him? What kind of welfare state are we living in?!?!



#17 was the best of all the jokes so far...
 

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5643d1372300033-official-unofficial-steelers-bs-thread-part-13-pats.jpg
 

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Not really a joke, but...

Over/under on # of people A Hern has killed set at 3.5

I am taking the over
 

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Not a joke, but can't ya picture him snappin Bubba in the ass, with a towel, first shower?
 

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That and I picture his first question inside prison will be, "how do I go about getting an x-box up in here?"
 

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Encrotchment!!!



HAHAHAHAHA
 

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As part of his new training program his nutritionist will require at least one tossed salad per day.
 

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He should be all set in prison he is used to "slapping" mens rear ends
 

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He still will be on the receiving end of the ball
 

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He's definitely got a part in "The Longest Yard, Part III".
 

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AH asks his lawyer "So, how many yards is the death penalty anyway".

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