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Your Best Aaron Hernandez Jokes?

Cave_Johnson

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Nobody has posted this yet? I am disappoint.

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Sam Sportboy

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If I was skilled enough at doctoring up pics I'd put him in either old style black and white stripes or an orange jumpsuit "uniform" and give him number 81-458721 or something like that.
 

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Not a joke but I think it would be a hilarious cartoon if the Pats were running it up and on one shoulder Tebow was saying taking it easy on them then on the other Hernandez was talking about going for their throat.
 

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Finally, the long=awaited sequel to The Longest Yard. Starring:

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Fuck Facebook... I unfriend people the old-school way! -Aaron Hernandez
 

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Aaron hernadez was asked what his offense will mean. he responded "Im not worried. Im sure they will still kill it".
 

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So AH, a black dude and a mexican walk into a bar..............and AH kills every motherfucker there.
 

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was wondering where Willwhite got the video game quote from though

Original right here on SportsHoopla. I put quotes around it for the hell of it.

I unfriend people the old-school way!

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Aaron's high school coach took him aside and told him, "Son, you're going to have to make a decision. Either you're going to make it as a football player or you're going to end up in prison."

Aaron said, "Don't underestimate me, coach. I can do both."
 

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The joke on this one is a bit more subtle:
 

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-Knock nock.

-Who's there?

-Aaron Hernandez.

-Aaron Hernandez who?

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