Sharkonabicycle
Bipedal Sea Dog
Cabo is a blur. Ever since that drink you bought me
I admit you're hilarious to hang out with, but drink I bought you? We were at the bar and out of nowhere you took a bottle of unmarked pills out of your pocket, chugged half, said "watch this!" and tackled some 74 year old lady and started dry humping her in the sand while screaming, "FREE WILLY!" When the cops came you started screaming, "RANDOLPH, RANDOLPH!" It took everything in my power and $1,249 in cash to get you out of prison and back on a plane home.