Dallas Crackboy Arrested For Public Intoxication--And Looks It

[Brees#1]

I would not be surprised if the cowboys turn around and add Dez back.

 

[PDay8810]

They're going to be improved whether you like it or not.

I agree....look like a 5 win team to me

 

[Scapegoat]

So, why does he have to be called a "crackboy"?

I'm listening.

From all the attention he was banging op's wife.

 

[Center Ice]

The giants are the only team that can stop the eagles at this point from repeating in the division.

Alcohol is not mixing well with your meds.

 

[Iggloo]

From all the attention he was banging op's wife.

So original. Here are the questions I would be asking if I were a Cowboys fan:

* How much is Jerry paying these damn scrubs if they can afford Lambos? Terrance Williams had as many TDs last year as you and I did--zero! He started 16 games!

* How the fuck does a guy who does a commercial for Lyft get behind the wheel drunk 23 days later?

* Can we run the wishbone with Dak and Zeke?

 

[PDay8810]

Can we run the wishbone with Dak and Zeke?

Dallas is fine a WR, you'll see

 

[Pure Steel]

I agree....look like a 5 win team to me

Their O/U is 6.5, so that puts them at 7-9 to win the bet.....I'm with you, I think under all the way and their first 8 games could put them in a serious hole....

 

[Iggloo]

On the division, the Redskins may be the toughest rival to Philly IMO. Some pretty good drafting in recent years.

 

[Scapegoat]

So original. Here are the questions I would be asking if I were a Cowboys fan:

* How much is Jerry paying these damn scrubs if they can afford Lambos? Terrance Williams had as many TDs last year as you and I did--zero! He started 16 games!

* How the fuck does a guy who does a commercial for Lyft get behind the wheel drunk 23 days later?

* Can we run the wishbone with Dak and Zeke?

Did you walk in on them or did she just tell you?

 

[PDay8810]

* Can we run the wishbone with Dak and Zeke?

what's this we shit

LOL...you a closet cowboy fan?

 

[Iggloo]

Dallas is fine a WR, you'll see

Who do you see starting? Allen Hurns and rookie Michael Gallup?

 

[PDay8810]

On the division, the Redskins may be the toughest rival to Philly IMO. Some pretty good drafting in recent years.

good thing is May....by the time the season starts, very few will remember the shit you spewed in April & May

 

[Ricky Roma]

Who do you see starting? Allen Hurns and rookie Michael Gallup?

Actually...I do like the Gallup pick. Wouldn't surprise me if he's the best WR from this draft. Even with Dak Kaepernick throwing to him.

 

[PDay8810]

Who do you see starting? Allen Hurns and rookie Michael Gallup?

their in the mix.
I also think Deonte Thompson will have his best season with the opportunities he'll get.
I expect some 4 wide sets with Dak & Elliott playing the RPO game.

Like I said....we'll see

 

[ArlingtonCowboys100]

OP so jealous of the cowboys

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Public Intoxication is legal in Kanas

#JustSaying

I had at least a bottle while making this post- dont hate.

 

[SJ76]

Public Intoxication is legal in Kanas

#JustSaying

Yes but you cannot have sex with your car or tail pipe in Kansas.

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Cowboys can make due without Williams. Nobody can keep players from doing stupid shit on their own time , that’s on the player.

 

[Scapegoat]

Yes but you cannot have sex with your car or tail pipe in Kansas.

 

[Iggloo]

Looks like Williams' lawyers are working on that cover story, but it sounds weak as fuck

“I am grateful that no one was injured in the accident,” Williams said in a statement. “The driver in front of me slammed on his brakes and I turned to the left and hopped the curb to avoid hitting him. I got his insurance information and my neighbor picked me up when my car wouldn’t drive. I live right near where the accident occurred, so my neighbor dropped me off and I called a tow truck and took the scooter from my house to go meet the tow truck driver. The police officer, who I have met in the past in the neighborhood, saw me on the scooter and arrested me without performing any sobriety tests. I have always been an upstanding citizen and handled the situation the best way I know how. I apologize if I should have handled it a little bit differently.”