Your Single Best/Favorite "Catch All" Statistic For Hitting, Pitching, and Defense

[Omar 382]

That's sad on multiple levels.

You may not care about baseball, but I do. It's my whole life. Outside of movies, family, and some friends it's all I have in my life. I would kill myself if it meant the Phillies could hypothetically win one game. Hell, I'd kill anybody anyone asked if they guaranteed at least one Phillies' win. You could call me a sociopath, and it's true I don't feel/would feel remorse if cocksucking fans of other teams had to die, but the truth is I'm passionate. Baseball is my life. It's history, the present game, data analysis, and most importantly, the Phillies winning the World Series every year. So go ahead and laugh, but don't ever insinuate you have a greater wealth of knowledge on baseball than me

 

[Omar 382]

Idk.

You were referencing WAR for teams.

Now I'm asking something slightly different.

 

[williewilliejuan]

You may not care about baseball, but I do. It's my whole life. Outside of movies, family, and some friends it's all I have in my life. I would kill myself if it meant the Phillies could hypothetically win one game. Hell, I'd kill anybody anyone asked if they guaranteed at least one Phillies' win. You could call me a sociopath, and it's true I don't feel/would feel remorse if cocksucking fans of other teams had to die, but the truth is I'm passionate. Baseball is my life. It's history, the present game, data analysis, and most importantly, the Phillies winning the World Series every year. So go ahead and laugh, but don't ever insinuate you have a greater wealth of knowledge on baseball than me

 

[Omar 382]

"No, I don't care about baseball. I wouldn't lay down my life for the chance of my team winning if the opportunity presented itself"

 

[williewilliejuan]

"No, I don't care about baseball. I wouldn't lay down my life for the chance of my team winning if the opportunity presented itself"

You're right. I wouldn't lay down my life for anyone other than my children and even then, probably only two out of three. Certainly not for something as trivial as a baseball game. If you honestly would, seek help.

 

[Omar 382]

You're right. I wouldn't lay down my life for anyone other than my children and even then, probably only two out of three. Certainly not for something as trivial as a baseball game. If you honestly would, seek help.

lol at this cocksucking fair-weather fan

 

[williewilliejuan]

lol at this cocksucking fair-weather fan

Or, someone sane with a sense of life balance.

To-may-to; to-mah-to

 

[Wazmankg]

lol at this cocksucking fair-weather fan

I hope you're just trolling. Sports fanaticism is supposed to be fun.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I hope you're just trolling. Sports fanaticism is supposed to be fun.

 

[Omar 382]

You're right. I've been diagnosed with very extreme versions Schizotypal Personality Disorder, Attention-Deficit Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Binge Eating Disorder, and Dysthymia. I tried to overdose on morphine at 17. I have been charged with 5 felonies. I've had to go to trial, and put my life in the hands of the DA and a judge. I've had problems with Perc's in the past. So, no, I "ain't right."

But I do know more about baseball (both its history and what it takes to win) than just about everybody on this board, and 99% of the human population. I am a Marketing major at a great college, with a Business Analytics minor and a 3.20 GPA in my sophomore year. And most importantly, I dream of being the Phillies' GM one day so I can show all of you cocksuckers just how much cock you suck. And if being normal didn't mean that I would sacrifice my life for just one more guaranteed Phillies win, then I don't want to be normal.

 

[williewilliejuan]

You're right. I've been diagnosed with very extreme versions Schizotypal Personality Disorder, Attention-Deficit Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Binge Eating Disorder, and Dysthymia. I tried to overdose on morphine at 17. I have been charged with 5 felonies. I've had to go to trial, and put my life in the hands of the DA and a judge. I've had problems with Perc's in the past. So, no, I "ain't right."

But I do know more about baseball (both its history and what it takes to win) than just about everybody on this board, and 99% of the human population. I am a Marketing major at a great college, with a Business Analytics minor and a 3.20 GAP in my sophomore year. And most importantly, I dream of being the Phillies' GM one day so I can show all of you cocksuckers just how much cock you suck. And if being normal didn't mean that I would sacrifice my life for just one more guaranteed Phillies win, then I don't want to be normal.

What you need to do is call up AT&T and have them hook you up with a landline. Then you should just spend your time waiting by that phone for the Phillies to call you. I'm sure it'll happen some day.

 

[Omar 382]

What you need to do is call up AT&T and have them hook you up with a landline. Then you should just spend your time waiting by that phone for the Phillies to call you. I'm sure it'll happen some day.

Nope, I'd rather spend my time working towards my goals.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Nope, I'd rather spend my time working towards my goals.

True. That "human teeth in a mason jar full of urine" collection isn't going to build itself.

 

[Omar 382]

True. That "human teeth in a mason jar full of urine" collection isn't going to build itself.

Kapow! Zinger! Got me there. Have fun not watching baseball games, and not reading it, and not knowing anything about it, all the while calling yourself a "fan."

 

[broncosmitty]

Nobody gives a fuck about GPAs in baseball. Hell, they might not even care if you're literate. Seriously. Go get an internship with the Phils.

If they tell you no, just show up again the next day and do something productive. They won't pay you, but they might not call security.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Nobody gives a fuck about GPAs in baseball. Hell, they might not even care if you're literate. Seriously. Go get an internship with the Phils.

If they tell you no, just show up again the next day and do something productive. They won't pay you, but they might not call security.

Pretty sure they'll call security...

 

[Omar 382]

Nobody gives a fuck about GPAs in baseball. Hell, they might not even care if you're literate. Seriously. Go get an internship with the Phils.

If they tell you no, just show up again the next day and do something productive. They won't pay you, but they might not call security.

I have already been in contact with them about an internship in the front office. Do you really think they would accept anyone who is not at a 4 year university? The answer is "no," in case you were wondering

 

[broncosmitty]

I have already been in contact with them about an internship in the front office. Do you really think they would accept anyone who is not at a 4 year university? The answer is "no," in case you were wondering

If they need a degree from employees it's pretty clear why no franchise has lost more games.

It's a piece of fucking paper. That's ridiculous.

 

[Omar 382]

If they need a degree from employees it's pretty clear why no franchise has lost more games.

It's a piece of fucking paper. That's ridiculous.

Yeah, just like a $10 million dollar check is a piece of paper

 

[MilkSpiller22]

I can't answer this because i create my own statistics using the raw data... but if i had to use an existing stat it would be OPS... But i hate OPS because it is mathematically illogical... would say wOBA, but i hate using difficult calculations that needs to be explained..

advanced stats are difficult, because the more difficult to calculate, the more difficult it is to understand...

same thing with pitching, but if i had to answer, i would probably say ERA...