You know you're not playing on a good team when

[dash]

you're out of the lineup for a couple of months and still lead the team in assists. Hi Ryan Whitney!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I thought for sure there was a Maple Leafs joke coming there when I read the thread title.

"When your jersey says Toronto" maybe

 

[dash]

^^^

Got to keep you guys on your toes...and feel free to add your favourites (lol)

 

[mattola]

when you need cheerleaders in canada?

 

[sbb122]

Your owner looked into getting a sumo wrestler to play goalie.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/scorecard/07/20/truth.rumors.nhl/index.html

 

[beantownmaniac]

When after missing the for the umteenth time your coach says "wait til next...errr, wait til the year after next....errr, anybody got any waffles?

 

[SLY]

Shh, im starving.

 

[Automattic]

...Jeff quits cheering for you?

 

[dash]

...Jeff quits cheering for you?

Winner winner chicken dinner (lol)

/rep

 

[Automattic]

lol I'm allowed. I haven't given him any shit about that for quite awhile now.

 

[SLY]

Get in line assholes...

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

When your team's 5th & 6th goalies on the depth chart are with the big club.