Worst Sayings On the Hoop?

[RoboticDreams]

1. Jimmies Rustled
2. Jelly
3. Natty
4. Natty on a Platter
5. Deal with it
6. On the Hoop (yes, I know)
7. Skeered

I'm sure I'm missing a ton.

All of these. When a grown man says 'jelly' as a substitute for jealous, yeah, I want to break something.

 

[HammerDown]

Where I'm from, none of the drunks talk like they're mildly retarded and from circa-1920 Appalachia.

 

[KansasSooner]

Just be thankful we have more than 140 characters to express ourselves and we don't abbreviate everything like texting teenagers...yet.

 

[seahawksfan234]

Where I'm from, none of the drunks talk like they're mildly retarded and from circa-1920 Appalachia.

Sometimes I wonder if people make an effort to type like a retard when they're drunk.

 

[4down20]

Sometimes I wonder if people make an effort to type like a retard when they're drunk.

That's what they do when they pretend to be drunk when they aren't I always thought.

When I'm drunk I still type ok, it just takes me awhile.

 

[SwampHumpy]

Where I'm from, none of the drunks talk like they're mildly retarded and from circa-1920 Appalachia.

In all fairness, circa 2014 Appalachia is not-surprisingly the same......

 

[HammerDown]

Sometimes I wonder if people make an effort to type like a retard when they're drunk.

I typically don't do it because if I'm actually FUBAR, it's very, very difficult and each sentence takes minutes and about half-way thru I remember that no one gives a fiddler's fuck what a drunk has to say anyway.

 

[SwampHumpy]

I typically don't do it because if I'm actually FUBAR, it's very, very difficult and each sentence takes minutes and about half-way thru I remember that no one gives a fiddler's fuck what a drunk has to say anyway.

This.

 

[broncosmitty]

The five minute edit rule is a hard deadline when sober. Impossible when drunk.

 

[TDs3nOut]

I typically don't do it because if I'm actually FUBAR, it's very, very difficult and each sentence takes minutes and about half-way thru I remember that no one gives a fiddler's fuck what a drunk has to say anyway.

That's awesome. Ought to be like an eleventh commandment.

 

[KansasSooner]

The five minute edit rule is a hard deadline when sober. Impossible when drunk.

Yeah, you never know when that extra obscenity needs to be added...

 

[HuskerOC]

The five minute edit rule is a hard deadline when sober. Impossible when drunk.

Holy Shit.

That is without any doubt the funniest post I've ever seen.

 

[broncosmitty]

Then it wasn't a false sense of accomplishment after all!!!

 

[potzer25]

I typically don't do it because if I'm actually FUBAR, it's very, very difficult and each sentence takes minutes and about half-way thru I remember that no one gives a fiddler's fuck what [I have] to say anyway.

so you are saying that drinking makes you more intelligent?

 

[HuskerOC]

Then it wasn't a false sense of accomplishment after all!!!

Great addition bronco.

"en such"

Be a man. Say it. Don't 3rd grade girl hide it.

 

[broncosmitty]

Great addition bronco.

"en such"

Be a man. Say it. Don't 3rd grade girl hide it.

En Such and Rustled Jimmies/Jimmy Rustlin'/Rustling of the Jimmies are my Hoop favorites. It's only jelly and that damned robot that, well,........ get my jimmies all rustled up.

 

[douggie]

I'm kind of fond of "ain't skeered"

 

[mcnabb7542]

En Such and Rustled Jimmies/Jimmy Rustlin'/Rustling of the Jimmies are my Hoop favorites. It's only jelly and that damned robot that, well,........ get my jimmies all rustled up.

I agree with those two ....

 

[pennstatenut]

"en sech"

Most of the other phrases that have been listed so far on this thread I've seen on other forums, the Hoop is the only forum I've seen someone use "en sech"

The clique have to hang together, you know. Amazing how one person can act like a moron and make up words and can get a group to follow.

 

[HizzleRocker]

Worst saying:

boomer sooner.