Worst Half-Time Show ever.

[The Derski]

Best show ever. Shakira is totally doinkable. J-Lo too but Shakira just straight took me over last night. I went full cerebral palsy mode.

It’s also cool that half naked women dancing is considered empowering or whatever. I’m all for women empowerment.

 

[PnkPanther]

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Honestly I hate this new format where they play like 45 seconds of 12 songs, instead of just playing 3-4 songs to completion. Millennials and their shitty attention spans.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Best show ever. Shakira is totally doinkable. J-Lo too but Shakira just straight took me over last night. I went full cerebral palsy mode.

It’s also cool that half naked women dancing is considered empowering or whatever. I’m all for women empowerment.

It's like we all went to the strip club at half time. They are supposed to take all of it off in the next set they do.....

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Best show ever. Shakira is totally doinkable. J-Lo too but Shakira just straight took me over last night. I went full cerebral palsy mode.

It’s also cool that half naked women dancing is considered empowering or whatever. I’m all for women empowerment.

I was amused by all the commercials where they spent millions of dollars to tell us about women being empowered and becoming astronauts and shit.

Fast forward to the halftime show, where we're reminded that the most famous / financially successful women actually get there by taking their clothes off and waving their meat curtains in front of cameras.

 

[LetsGoPats]

LOL @ 8:45 mark

"no stopping, no stopping…yeah!…"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I was surprised to see so many glowing reports of last night's half time show. Aside from some fat giggly asses, I thought it was horrible.

What could have been worse than this one?

Nah, but giggly asses

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh I'd wax both of those ladies' behinds...don't get me wrong...but that would be the extent of my interest...well, how can they cook?

They’re Mexican. Do you like tacos, or what?

 

[Duffman]

Damn you must be the biggest Maroon 5 fan in the world if you thought this was worst than last years.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm officially old...but, more than that I'm an unabashed music snob.

Firstly, the spangled pablum that those two "artists" loft as music is excruciatingly cringe.

Secondly, women pushing their biscuit in the camera so often must be compensating for something...see above.

In summary...flashy outfits and blinky lights coupled with spastic choreographed line dancing and intellectually devoid "music" is just what this country deserves.

America....who cares.

Nah, but biskets in the camera

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah I thought it was horrible as well... Wasn't at all interested... Latin Music in America's biggest game?

Plus, I feel like it was a mixed message... NFL states that they want to help against the fight of sex trafficking and empowering women... I'm all for that but is that how you do it? They were show casing women as sex objects but then demand men not to look at women as sex objects... Not a popular view by myself but I also have 3 daughters so I don't have as much grace when it comes to this topic...

I’m actually in agreement with you here. I was cringing a few times as I watched it with my daughters.

 

[steveringo]

I’m actually in agreement with you here. I was cringing a few times as I watched it with my daughters.

I was stuck between my 12 year old son and 9 year old daughter... I found it hard to turn left and say, "check out the booty!", then turn right and say, "don't ever dress like that!"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I’m actually in agreement with you here. I was cringing a few times as I watched it with my daughters.

Watched with my 15 year old daughter. Even though most of the songs came out before she was born, she at least had heard some of them. We mainly made fun of the pole dancing and the little kids in the mini-jails

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Meh, I don't watch these things anyway and only caught the "tail end". (Pun intended). Basically muted the sound and watched those asses and had a mini fantasy of a threesome taking turns doing those 2 doggy style. Oh, and having ARod tied up and being forced to watch me satisfy his woman, Fucking douchebag.

 

[Inquisitor95]

still the GOAT

 

[The Derski]

Meh, I don't watch these things anyway and only caught the "tail end". (Pun intended). Basically muted the sound and watched those asses and had a mini fantasy of a threesome taking turns doing those 2 doggy style. Oh, and having ARod tied up and being forced to watch me satisfy his woman, Fucking douchebag.

That was specific, like really specific.

I do remember pausing the tv and playing the ass shaking in slow motion. I was almost universally praised for that decision. Emphasis on almost. There’s always a couple party poopers.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Oh yeah, we also made fun of the tongue wagging thing

 

[Dolemite censored]

she's a good actress,

No, she's not.

 

[shopson67]

They’re Mexican. Do you like tacos, or what?

Mexican? Did you take geography with Trump?

 

[Chewbaccer]

I'm an Outlaw Country/Red Dirt/Honky Tonk/Folk/Punk Rock/Metal/Rockabilly/Country-Rock/Bluegrass fan. There's never gonna be a Super Bowl Halftime Show that I like.

But with that said, those fags from Cold Play were the worst that I can recall, and it was before my time, but I've been told this was a half time performer in the late 80's: