World Series Game 1 thread" Sox win; Osprey looks like a fool.

[Brocktagon]

lol ass! i'm serious, don't have time to play. i got a demanding job and son. fuck the little kids in the clubs, i want to go camping for a weekend with a little hottie.

 

[cerealboi]

Beltran playing.

 

[cerealboi]

I suspect his mole will make an appearance too.

 

[HammerDown]

I suspect his mole will make an appearance too.

It's batting sixth. Matheny just confirmed

 

[HammerDown]

lol ass! i'm serious, don't have time to play. i got a demanding job and son. fuck the little kids in the clubs, i want to go camping for a weekend with a little hottie.

Clubs are a total waste of time. I look at some of the peckerheads these days wasting a bunch of time and money in clubs thinking they're impressing these girls. Fuck that, all they're doing is laughing at them and using them for drinks.

I had a buddy when I was bouncing in the club on the weekends who was about to drop this troublemaker on his ear at the curb for being as ass and causing shit. Told the guy "Fuck you, asshole. I'll kick your ass, drink your beer and fuck your girl. And you ain't gonna do shit about it." He was right too.

 

[moxie]

It's batting sixth. Matheny just confirmed

Blech! After that larger than life pic you posted of it, I can't stop staring at it in every interview, replay, etc.

 

[Clayton]

can i find a hottie in her 30's please? for crying out loud!

They're pretty close to unicorns at this point. People need to lay off the carbs

 

[BigDDude]

I can't find the Cards info yet. But, I just found the Sox lineup.


1. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF
2. Shane Victorino (S) RF
3. Dustin Pedroia (R) 2B
4. David Ortiz (L) DH
5. Mike Napoli (R) 1B
6. Jonny Gomes (R) LF
7. Jarrod Saltalamacchia (S) C
8. Stephen Drew (L) SS
9. Xander Bogaerts (R) 3B

 

[BigDDude]

LOL

nice eeyore

It's all a part of my evil genius dating plan. I won't go out with a girl,................, unless she asks.

Zero rejection.

WINNER!!

 

[$500 Million]

let's be nice. when a couple are married for x amount of years, things don't happen behind closed doors like they use to

They don't?

 

[HammerDown]

Can anyone confirm/deny rumors that the Cards are starting Ozzie Smith at SS tonight?

 

[HammerDown]

Blech! After that larger than life pic you posted of it, I can't stop staring at it in every interview, replay, etc.

 

[BigDDude]

I suspect his mole will make an appearance too.

Austin Powers: Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.


Austin Powers: [Basil and The Mole walk out and Austin lets loose] Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

 

[BigDDude]

Can anyone confirm/deny rumors that the Cards are starting Ozzie Smith at SS tonight?

I think the Cards would make that move. I'll bet he makes fewer errors than Kozma.

 

[$500 Million]

if i only knew who she was.....

that's my 'type', and i wouldn't mind a little extra on her if she gained a few.

Brittney Palmer

You're welcome.

 

[$500 Million]

 

[$500 Million]

She must really hate wearing shirts.

 

[Clayton]

I think the Cards would make that move. I'll bet he makes fewer errors than Kozma.

Whats sad is that Kozma is on the roster for defensive purposes

 

[HammerDown]

I'd like to give her a rubdown after her workout. All over.

 

[HammerDown]

Whats sad is that Kozma is on the roster for defensive purposes

They should start Beltran's mole at short.