Game Thread: Women's Hockey Gold Medal GNT - USA v Canada - Alterum diem vivere (subtitle: the rematch duel!)

[Winged_Wheel88]

Hey, guys...remember way back when I said your mothers were a bunch of cankerous somethings and your fathers smelled of elderberries? My bad, I shouldn't have said that shit. I'm sorry.

 

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States strike first on the powerplay (their 3rd of the period).

 

[elocomotive]

States strike first on the powerplay (their 3rd of the period).

I'm sensing some equalizer calls in the second. Pretty even period when it was even strength. Last call was sketchy but first two were legit. Canada making dumb mental mistakes right now. Long way to go yet.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

lmao

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Is this ron maclean impersonator gonna play air guitar shirtless or wut?

 

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lmao

Kind of a mattola, but let's go to the video.

 

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Woot!! Haley Irwin ties it up.

 

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These Canadian ladies need to stay out of the box.

/I said pardon

 

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Call me crazy, but I've seen a couple of interference penalties by the States that have gone uncalled.

 

[Darkstone42]

These Canadian ladies need to stay out of the box.

/I said pardon

They've been mostly pretty obvious calls, too. And largely unnecessary, since they've been in good position for the most part.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

These Canadian ladies need to stay out of the box.

/I said pardon

Idk somethings starting to smell fishy here

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[BGDave]

Call me crazy, but I've seen a couple of interference penalties by the States that have gone uncalled.

If it helps, the US announcers agree with you

 

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MPP baby!! 2-1 Canada

 

[BGDave]

And it’s 2-1 Canada.

No more goals, no more goals

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hey @esls79 i think i caught rachel homan in the stands drinking a chai tea

 

[Darkstone42]

U.S. defense have fanned on a lot of pucks, let them go right past them. That one bit them.

 

[BGDave]

FUCK YOU, CANADA! YOUR MOTHERS ARE A BUNCH OF CANKEROUS WHORES AND YOUR FATHERS SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES!

Here, have a donut, eh?

 

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Hey @esls79 i think i caught rachel homan in the stands drinking a chai tea

I wonder if she can read the tea leaves better than the ice in Pyeongchang.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

What's the score?

 

[BGDave]

MPP baby!! 2-1 Canada

She has 5 gold medal game goals?