Will Giselle Dump Tom Terrible?

[HammerDown]

Tom Brady dots his i's with hearts.

 

[HammerDown]

Tom Brady drinks beer with a straw.

 

[PatsFan2003]

Clearly someone is hoping for that special someone.

 

[Texas Jefe]

man if Gisselle leaves him, that would be tragic...for him, that is. Greek tragedy tragic.

 

[Cyder]

Tom Brady prefers generic cereal.

You mean like Cocoa Comets rather than Cocoa Puffs? That shows a serious mental issue. If he buys the generic wood polish instead of Lemon Pledge he might have to be killed

 

[HammerDown]

Tom Brady released his statement on MySpace.

 

[HammerDown]

Tom Brady wears capris.

 

[HammerDown]

Tom Brady only wears clothes made of boyfriend material.

 

[BeaverShaver]

As far as @HammerDown is concerned, the only thing the Wells report confirmed is that Brady's balls are soft and sticky.

 

[BeaverShaver]

The only person who spends more time preparing his balls than Tom Brady is @HammerDown . He too, likes them rubbed with a towel, conditioned with leather treatment and covered with dirt. How do I know this? @Peter Gozintite told me after 9 Midori sours.

 

[BF4L]

Tom Brady prefers kale.

Have to admit I had to look that up..doesn't look tasty to me.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

The only person who spends more time preparing his balls than Tom Brady is @HammerDown . He too, likes them rubbed with a towel, conditioned with leather treatment and covered with dirt. How do I know this? @Peter Gozintite told me after 9 Midori sours.

You're dead to me. That was revealed in the strictest of confidence.

 

[HammerDown]

Tom Brady is a third gender advocate.

 

[Shanemansj13]

They just officially broke up. Sources: "Ballboy" aka @HammerDown.

Unconfirmed reason. Balls are too deflated not firm enough, although very smooth.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Tom Brady dots his i's with hearts.

GIFSoup

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

She'll take a dump on his chest and then cook dinner for Rob Gronkowski while he washes his car and vacuums the grass (yes I said vacuum). Once all is done everything will be fine in the Brady household. That's a messed up marriage.

 

[Godstree]

I had heard that it was a marriage of convenience and the kids are really Drew Henson's. He had to sub in for him just like in college because he couldn't finish.

 

[SteveDallas]

Tom Brady hates bacon.

I guess that means he's not a canibal.

 

[HammerDown]

GIFSoup

So incredibly homosexual.