Why the Bengals will never be champions

[BKBroiler9000]

She seriously has to be the ugliest, leather faced broad of all time. Yikes.

 

[DanBengalfan]

You can't say never... Mike Brown has to die sometime. And hopefully, when he kicks the bucket, whoever he leaves the team to will look to cash in by selling.

I hear he's looking into nano-bots that will swim in his blood stream and hunt for cancer cells. he's going to be a test subject for this breakthru technology and possibly live to be 150 years old. just call him Mr. Burns.

 

[DanBengalfan]

rich girls are beautiful too. that's just a bad picture.

 

[DanBengalfan]

back to the subject.

R. Wilson completes 2 passes to the other team before he even gets started. sucks it up, and ends up winning the game. Andy Dalton would already have that "why am I here" look on his face by that time.

That's the difference.

 

[alf8478]

Maybe we can fleece a couple of high draft picks from Seattle for AJ they desperately need a receiver

 

[DanBengalfan]

Maybe we can fleece a couple of high draft picks from Seattle for AJ they desperately need a receiver

maybe. turf toe is a bitch. If he's seriously affected we might try pulling a fast one on someone. If he's on the way to being healthy again next season I don't see us trading him for shit though.

 

[cincygrad]

Maybe we can fleece a couple of high draft picks from Seattle for AJ they desperately need a receiver

Their lack of receiving depth doesn't seem to limit their prospects..... They just win by less points.

 

[cincygrad]

Browns interview Mike Martz for offensive coordinator job | ProFootballTalk

Thank god for the Browns..... It seems like every season we talk about their talent and we talk about how they are going to be real contenders next year. Then they make some curious decisions, fire coaches, lose coaches, or just do Cleveland type stuff and they're right back to square 1.

 

[CrashDavisSports]

The Bengals will win a Championship next year if Sanu and Dalton trade jersey's. That is all they need to do. Very simple fix.

 

[DanBengalfan]

The Browns just need to move to LA

Anyone who lives 2 miles east of Cleveland is a Steelers fan anyhow.

 

[DanBengalfan]

James Wright was on the cusp of greatness, championship bitches!!!

On the fence

 

[BKBroiler9000]

Lol!

In that article, Hobson mentions losing Andrew Hawkins to the Browns last offseason because they offered the "unmatchable"...

Hahahahahaha God bless you Hobspin!

 

[cincygrad]

Hobs is the best..... I like how he mentioned our lack of speed. Just 7 months ago he was trying to sell the readership on the idea that Brandon Tate has sub 4.4 speed.

State of Tate: full speed ahead

 

[DanBengalfan]

Hobs is the best..... I like how he mentioned our lack of speed. Just 7 months ago he was trying to sell the readership on the idea that Brandon Tate has sub 4.4 speed.

State of Tate: full speed ahead

once upon a time, he ran fast, so obviously he will be our return man until he's 100 years old.

 

[ckhokie]

back to the subject.

Andy Dalton would already have that "why am I here" look on his face by that time.

That's the difference.

 

[DanBengalfan]

Stevie Wonder drives a Cadillac.

true story.

you can google it.

 

[bengaldoug]

Stevie Wonder drives a Cadillac.

true story.

you can google it.

Most likely he drives it straighter than Dalton can throw a football.

 

[DanBengalfan]

I feel asleep, but what I saw of Dalton last night looked bad. I play soccer and ultimate frisbee with a bunch of guys that are younger, faster, and more experienced at the sports than me, I also used to play basketball in the same situation. I'm like a turd in the fish bowl trying to swim, so... I know how Andy Dalton feels in a way, but I'm just doing that shit for my health and to have fun, IT'S HIS JOB AND HE'S THE FREAKING QUARTERBACK!!!

 

[BKBroiler9000]

If he wasn't employed by Mike Brown, he wouldn't be employed anywhere. He's awful. Nobody wants this clown on their team. I often wonder what Mike Brown thinks when he watches his team play. Does he actually watch Andy Dalton play football and think, "this is my guy!"

 

[Cincyfan78]

Maybe he has a soft spot for gingers and the handicapped?