Where'd the old arrest / suspension thread go?

[NinerSickness]

Did one of the mod's delete the old arrest / suspension thread? I noticed Jah Reid just got arrested, but I can't find the arrest thread for the life of me.

Baltimore Ravens' Jah Reid arrested at Florida strip club - NFL.com

 

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Greg Reid of St. Louis Rams arrested on probation violation - ESPN

 

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Marcell Dareus of Buffalo Bills arrested on drug charges - ESPN

 

[MHSL82]

Forget about the Arrest/Suspension thread, where is Band of Brothers' "'Twas the Night before Draft Night" poetry? I was expecting him to do a rendition of it.

 

[NinerSickness]

Fowhere is Band of Brothers' "'Twas the Night before Draft Night" poetry? I was expecting him to do a rendition of it.

Don't want commit fully to the iambic pentameter limitations, but here's my best rendition off the top of my head:

'Twas the night before draft day, and in the war room
Thirty one teams would be planning our doom

Draft boards were secret from all those who sought
Except in big D where some douche leaked a shot

Kiper and Todd prep'd for arguing points
While FSU players were lighting up joints

Several NFL Draft prospects failed drug tests at the Combine, according to reports - Bleeding Green Nation

Belichick sacrificed virgins with care
While typical Browns fans knew to despair

Jonny Maziel will be chucking the rock
But is he a prize if your team's on the clock?

Nary a boozehound McCloughand was nigh
Niner fans celebrate his DUI*

Vikings were practicing getting in cards
Quarter an hour is quick for these tards

Roby or Nix would deliver delight
Happy draft day to all...

...And I hope that I'm right.


*For rhyming purposes only; don't know if McCloughan has ever had a DUI or not

 

[MHSL82]

Don't want commit fully to the iambic pentameter limitations, but here's my best rendition off the top of my head:

'Twas the night before draft day, and in the war room
Thirty one teams would be planning our doom

Draft boards were secret from all those who sought
Except in big D where some douche leaked a shot

Kiper and Todd prep'd for arguing points
While FSU players were lighting up joints

Several NFL Draft prospects failed drug tests at the Combine, according to reports - Bleeding Green Nation

Belichick sacrificed virgins with care
While typical Browns fans knew to despair

Jonny Maziel will be chucking the rock
But is he a prize if your team's on the clock?

Nary a boozehound McCloughand was nigh
Niner fans celebrate his DUI*

Vikings were practicing getting in cards
Quarter an hour is quick for these tards

Roby or Nix would deliver delight
Happy draft day to all...

...And I hope that I'm right.


*For rhyming purposes only; don't know if McCloughan has ever had a DUI or not

No offense, Band of Brothers, but I think he has you beat. Care to 8 Mile it, BoB?

 

[MHSL82]

This is NOT mine, but I found this (I don't and won't have one):

Twas the night before the draft
Throughout the NFL Land
Not a Team talking tipping there hands

as war rooms gear up for final draft plans as

GM's and coaches discussing there plans
While the clock ticks for eager nfl fans

as draft day approaches Goodell gets ready
For big bear hugs from guys such as Teddy

Tears will be shed as the drama is dead the truth is told now the prospect knows where he will go

fans will cry fans fans will cheer cuz there favorite team
Didn't draft there guy getting all caught up in mock drafts will make em cry as nfl draft day is finally here

as they believe that's how the draft Flies but as it show the draft is a crapshoot so please know why As mock drafts are lies

As St Goodell lands on radio city music hall
Fans wake up to hear him shout his call

On menzeil on mosley I'm Watkins im Robinson on Beckham on cooks on
Bortals on dix

Says oh St Goodell

To the top of the podium to the top of the hall nfl draft day is going to be a haul draft away draft away on draft day you all..

Happy draft day to all and to all the good night's!

 

[MHSL82]

I wouldn't call him St. Goodell, though I don't quite share quite the disdain people have about him. I would love to have his salary or at least his salary proportional to the work I do. The NFL has had quite a jump financially/popularity in this time and not all of it is coincidental, I suppose.

 

[tomikcon1971]

Is this thread for players or posters on SportsHoopla? Or both?

 

[NinerSickness]

Is this thread for players or posters on SportsHoopla? Or both?

 

[Rvnight18]

Some of us might not be here much longer. If we disappear it was either the government or SportsHoopla...

 

[NinerSickness]

Lame Johnson: 4 games for PEDs. That explains the 4.71 or whatever he ran at the combine.

Philadelphia Eagles' Lane Johnson suspended 4 games - ESPN

 

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I didn't even notice this a couple of weeks ago. The not-as-good-as-Corey-Lemonier... Dion Jordan was suspended 4 games for a PED violation. Never liked him all that much.

Dion Jordan suspended four games for PED violation - NFL.com

 

[NinerSickness]

By the way, to any of the admin(s), if the old arrest / suspension thread was quarantined, will it be back?

 

[Hangman]

Blackmon arrested again for possession of weed.

Justin Blackmon of Jacksonville Jaguars arrested for marijuana possession - ESPN

 

[sjballer03]

Blackmon arrested again for possession of weed.

Justin Blackmon of Jacksonville Jaguars arrested for marijuana possession - ESPN

Oh boy

 

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Nice. Justin Blackmon and Josh Gordon are helping to push Dorial Green-Beckham's stock down IMO. Maybe the Niners could get him without trading up very far (or at all).

 

[joshuar56]

Nice. Justin Blackmon and Josh Gordon are helping to push Dorial Green-Beckham's stock down IMO. Maybe the Niners could get him without trading up very far (or at all).

I can dream...

 

[NinerSickness]

John Abraham of Arizona Cardinals arrested on DUI in June - ESPN

This is his 2nd DUI too, so the penalty might be more severe. He was also arrested in 2012 on obstruction of police & firefighters charges, but that probably won't matter much.

 

[Hangman]

Nice. Justin Blackmon and Josh Gordon are helping to push Dorial Green-Beckham's stock down IMO. Maybe the Niners could get him without trading up very far (or at all).

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